February 13, 2015 · 12:20 PM

A decided schematic disadvantage

Don’t make promises you can’t keep, dude.

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20 responses to “A decided schematic disadvantage”

  1. AlphaDawg
    February 13, 2015 at 12:30 PM

    Tom Brady made that man rich.

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  2. Cousin Eddie
    February 13, 2015 at 1:57 PM

    “highly doubtful” because he has ran out of people stupid enough to hire him.

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  3. sj
    February 13, 2015 at 3:46 PM

    Weiss sued his bariatric surgeon in 2007. Not because it didn’t work (he is still fat so maybe it doesn’t). The suture line leaked and he had to have it revised requiring more surgery. This is a known complication and he signed informed consent stating he was informed of the possible risks. Anyway, I have thought the surgeon accidentally left a douche-bag in Charlie. Replaced his esophagus with a synthetic gravity fed feed-bag. And that is my theory as to why he has acted like a complete ‘nozzle’ since he left New England.

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  4. Mayor
    February 13, 2015 at 3:54 PM

    With all the dough he scammed out of NCAA institutions he will no longer coach but instead will become the owner of an NFL team.

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  5. Bulldawg165
    February 13, 2015 at 5:35 PM

    A commenter stated years ago that he’s the perfect embodiment of The Peter Principle. I’d never heard the term before then, but I can’t help but agree with them.

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  6. 66DAWGnNC
    February 13, 2015 at 5:47 PM

    Why would he want to coach? Isn’t he getting paid boatloads of cash NOT to coach?

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  7. gastr1
    February 13, 2015 at 6:31 PM

    Who in the world cared enough to ask?

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  8. The other Doug
    February 13, 2015 at 7:09 PM

    I was kinda hoping to see him on the flats in a couple of years when the Genius moves on.

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  9. AusDawg85
    February 13, 2015 at 7:25 PM

    Sideline cooler chests everywhere can breath a sigh of relief.

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  10. Twistification
    February 14, 2015 at 9:32 AM

    You can’t argue with his decided schematic advantage. First: have Tom Brady. Second: Land big money jobs because prospective employers aren’t smart enough to see that Tom Brady made you successful, not your scheme. Rinse. Repeat. Third: Fall off the coaching carousel with your golden parachute open into a pile of money. Thats one hell of a schematic advantage if you ask me.

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  11. RocketDawg
    February 14, 2015 at 1:41 PM

    Someone stole his cooler full of sandwiches

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  12. JN
    February 14, 2015 at 3:08 PM

    I know “decided schematic advantage” specifically pertains to Weiss, but I can’t remember where did it came from specifically.

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