March 5, 2015 · 7:27 AM

If at first you don’t succeed…

You’ll be relieved to know that the brother of five-star QB commit Shea Patterson is employed again.  (h/t)

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17 responses to “If at first you don’t succeed…”

  1. Lrgk9
    March 5, 2015 at 7:46 AM

    Can you say Undue Inducement?

    Hugh Freeze certainly can.

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  2. Goat Balls
    March 5, 2015 at 8:11 AM

    CBS link again! It redirects me to a page that says I must register to vote as a democrat if I want to read the article.

    Cheers

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    • Senator Blutarsky
      March 5, 2015 at 8:16 AM

      I’ve changed the link.

      I’m not going to quit using CBS, so those of you who can’t read there can stop posting complaints. It is what it is.

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      • Scorpio Jones, III
        March 5, 2015 at 8:24 AM

        This is clearly a Title IX violation.

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      • hodgie
        March 5, 2015 at 8:51 AM

        Senator, you sure are edgy lately. You must be concerned the Dawgs are all gonna go off on spring break and smoke that devil grass. I too am having troubles with the CBS links but I don’t think anyone is blaming you. I am very appreciative for your work on this site. I give four or five ad clicks every day in appreciation. I know there are plenty of jerks out there who give you a hard time, but I am among many of us who sincerely appreciate your efforts. However, the CBS links still suck. : )

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        • Senator Blutarsky
          March 5, 2015 at 8:54 AM

          Wasn’t being edgy. It’s something I don’t have any control over, that’s all.

          And it’s not like anybody takes my advice about not complaining, anyway. 😉

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          • hodgie
            March 5, 2015 at 8:57 AM

            Ok, well I guess the floor is open to complain then. Can you stop posting things about the NCAA and CAN playoffs? I kid, I kid. Have a great rest of your week

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            • Senator Blutarsky
              March 5, 2015 at 9:07 AM

              It wouldn’t be GTP without complaining. 😉

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              • Goat Balls
                March 5, 2015 at 10:00 AM

                I only wanted a cheap shot at cbs, not you my friend. You are doing lovely work here. Selma Hayek type work.

                Cheers

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              • Mayor
                March 5, 2015 at 2:53 PM

                You know, since this CBS link problem reared its ugly head I am seriously considering not watching CBS programming any more. I have a personal policy of not buying products that appear on those obnoxious pop-ups that appear online and interfere with my reading what I’m reading. Same ought to be true for CBS, n’est pas? I’m sure the suits at CBS are shaking in their boots. 🙂

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      • Dog in Fla
        March 5, 2015 at 10:01 AM

        What will Shottenheimer do?

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    • Gaskilldawg
      March 5, 2015 at 11:47 AM

      The cbs page has a menu of links at the top. Clink on sports and choose the ncaaf link

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  3. Cojones
    March 5, 2015 at 8:38 AM

    OK, OK. Sheesh! We’ll change it to register you as an Independent, but you have to vote Democrat later or your registration will have “Psych!” written on it.

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    • Cojones
      March 5, 2015 at 9:10 AM

      Think we all predicted that Sean would be tricked into employment at Ole Miss as soon as they picked up his brother. Everyone has been clamoring for him since he has been named top QC Ass in the cfb world. It was only a matter of time since he resigned his position at LSU that Shea would coincidentally commit to Ole Miss on the same day. You knew that Ole Miss had offered Sean top dollar before his QB brother used that offer to secure recruitment.

      QC Quarterly has an editorial predicting that Alabama will try to drag Sean from Ole Miss and that his QB brother is already negotiating the deal. It is amazing how, just by traveling, that QC Ass credentials keep ballooning. There should be a regulation somewhere that would prevent QB whoring by using your brother’s fantastic credentials as a QC Ass in furtherance of your football career. I just hope when Bama secures Sean, that they pass on Shea and he has to stay at Ole Miss and play football there. Why, they say that he is so crooked that his passes curve sideways.

      This changes the expression “Plugged in” in a funny sort of way. This takes incest a little too far.

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  4. Mayor
    March 5, 2015 at 2:56 PM

    So…Freeze hires kid’s relatives now to get the kid to sign with Ole Piss? What a sleaze!!!

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  5. SpaceStation
    March 5, 2015 at 4:30 PM

    The really interesting question would be does his new position pay him more than the position he held at LSU. If it does, that is pretty shady.

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