March 5, 2015 · 6:58 AM

Truth in advertising

Louisville has a commitment from a 6’3″ defensive lineman out of Carver Columbus who weighs 402 pounds and sports the nickname “Big Snack”.

Good think the NCAA loosened up the training table rules.

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10 responses to “Truth in advertising”

  1. pete
    March 5, 2015 at 7:21 AM

    There was no need to circle him on the video prior to the play…it was obvious which player had been ‘snacking’…

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  2. eethomaswfnc
    March 5, 2015 at 7:59 AM

    Big, overweight defensive lineman – he’ll fit right into Towel Boy’s scheme

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  3. greygatch (@greygatch)
    March 5, 2015 at 8:05 AM

    His hudl video says he’s at 340lbs. I just find it funny that there’s a 62lb discrepancy.

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  4. Scorpio Jones, III
    March 5, 2015 at 8:22 AM

    My sources in Louvulle tell me Harley is building a special trike for this guy…rear end assembly is outa a military 6X6. The Bobbster loves it, can carry five special assistants on the thing. Get yer motor running, there, babies.

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  5. dawgdaddy
    March 5, 2015 at 10:55 AM

    He will fit in well with CTGs defense, at that size he will be totally gassed by the 4th quarter.

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  6. Dog in Fla
    March 5, 2015 at 2:55 PM

    Big Snack is clearly in need of an auxillary heart in case his primary one overloads

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