March 7, 2015 · 8:17 AM

Butts-Mehre Blues

Spring break commences.  You know what that means.

After all, that next random drug test may be just around the corner.

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7 responses to “Butts-Mehre Blues”

  1. Mayor
    March 7, 2015 at 9:36 AM

    Is drug testing really “random” when tests are only given to one group of people–athletes? When the University of Georgia starts drug testing the entire student body, then they have the right to call testing “random” and not before. If the school wants a truly fair policy on drugs I would argue that faculty (including administrators) should be tested, too. Those people are in a much greater position of “representing the university” than any student athlete.

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    • Just Chuck (The Other One)
      March 7, 2015 at 12:51 PM

      Statistically speaking, it can be random within the population of interest, in this case student athletes.

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      • Cojones
        March 8, 2015 at 8:50 AM

        There are 10s of ways to dilute the drug test frequency on athletes – if that’s the objective, Mayor. I think warning them is all that we can do. We could put minders on them, so I’ll volunteer for the food tasting in proximity of PC. Headed there this weekend and next since someone has to do it. You just can’t be too careful about those brownies.

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  2. PansyTheDawg
    March 7, 2015 at 9:37 AM

    I know a good product for any football players out there looking to pass a drug test. Works every time.

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  3. Cojones
    March 8, 2015 at 9:13 AM

    Lookee here, folks, you can only warn them, not prevent them from being around drugs/drankin’. Secondary inhalation will test positive, so if they enter a room of naked co-eds smokin’ pot, several flags should go up. First, performing like a rabbit and going “Slam, bam, thanky maam” ain’t an option because you can’t hold your breath long enough to get a condom on and I dare you to continue holding at that critical moment and get out of the room afterwards without sucking a lungfull of THC. Second, if you aren’t in command of yourself at Spring Break, someone else will be in command of you. Sadly, it has already been shown to be dangerous to drink above the first floor and go to the balcony for fresh air to help your dizziness.

    All of us could go on and on, but suffice it to say, the athletes should be warned to have controlled enjoyment, not have their once in a remaining lifetime adventure. Yeah, like I was successful in convincing all my kids how to do that before paying the bar bill so that one of them could leave the cruise ship to come home. Lest we forget, Spring Break is for parents also.

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