Somebody asked for a name that caption starring Tracy Rocker, so here you go.
If you want to offer one, go to it in the comments. Frankly, I’m a little too intimidated to suggest anything.
Filed under Name That Caption
“Look at this awesome booger.”
If that’s meant as a command, okay, I can buy it. 😉
“Say “what” again….”
Imma let you finish, but then you’re jogging to Watkinsville and back. Twice.
Pull my finger.
“Your pain: it is like a finger pointing away to the moon. Don’t concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory.”
“Mama said knock you out.”
“I’m gonna punt your ass all the way up there.”
If you dont tighten yo ass up………Louisville is that way!
Bitch, you are MINE.
go get me a leaf.
There is an angry little man in that office who doesn’t think you’re worth the cream cheese on your bagels. Now what do you think about that?
I’ll invite the guy on that new graphic back to run over your ass all day long.
If that’s the best you can do, then I suggest you head over to the intramural fields to the equestrian team practice.
Correction…”get your ass over to the intramural fields…
You can try this “one time” and if your caption sucks…you’re banned.
My 1st thought was this.
“When I see a ghost, I cut the motherf***er”
Band tryouts are that way. Mess up my drill one more time and you can join them.
How’d you like to see that camera hanging out yo ass?
See that can o whoopass over there in the bleachers? You want me to open it? I don’t need a can opener. I’ll just use this finger.
Any if you who don’t habla defense better clear on out the back
I once did every push up in the world with this finger.
Hey Mark, like we discussed before “That’s the Way I Roll.”
Soooo… You know the plaque for the alternates is down in the ladies room right?!? How ’bout you pick it up or get steppin’!
“YOU……Flock of Seagulls, you know why we’re here?”
“Build the IPF now. Over THERE.”
“Not quite my tempo.”
Get yo’ ass outta here–NOW!
“Where the white women at?”
Do you know what nemesis means? It’s a Riteous inflection of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. In this case a horrible cunt…me.
“Always bet on black.”
“No, no, no…” (voice of Consuela the Housekeeper)
The “flock of seagulls” reference above was more subtle but what the hell.
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
Your honor please! Now Mrs. and ONLY Mrs. Riley….how many fingers am I holding up?
“I’ll tell you what, you bend over and I’ll shove this straight up yo ass!”
Now, go get a leaf….the very top one.
“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
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