Crappy game, man.

You might think that going to the bathroom  during a national broadcast might be a tad embarrassing.  But you don’t wear the orange and blue.

But don’t worry! While this kind of incident on national television might ruin some people for eternity, Lane has had quite the opposite reaction.

“It was the best thing that could have happened,” said Lane, via Jacksonville.com‘s Richard Johnson. “It got a lot of attention and just put me in a place where I was out there publicly and people knew who I was. I really didn’t get a lot of grief from it. A lot of people were really more focused on how well I did in the game more than anything. I feel like it was that way because I embraced it.”

Honestly, I got nothing to add to that.

16 Comments

Filed under Gators, Gators...

16 responses to “Crappy game, man.

  1. That’s some shit, ain’t it?

    Like

  2. Bulldawg165

    Is this really the first you’ve heard of this, bluto? I figured you knew when it happened and just didn’t blog about it because you thought the kid was embarrassed.

    Like

  3. Connor

    Here’s to Gators shitting their pants in all their big games.

    Like

  4. Spike

    Put it in the Gator Media Guide.

    Like

  5. Hogbody Spradlin

    In a Florida uniform? How could you tell? I mean, there’s no difference in the smell.

    Like

  6. Ben

    What else is he going to say? And bad on that reporter for even bringing it up. I never crapped my pants playing a football game, but sometimes when you get hit, your body does things involuntarily. I remember literally getting the snot knocked out of me a few times.

    We can laugh and say, “Hurr durr Gators,” but this could happen to one of our kids just as easily. It’s just an unfortunate incident, and thankfully the kid is able to shrug it off. Too bad the adult with Jacksonville.com showed less maturity than him by bringing it up.

    Like

  7. Cojones

    Adds new meaning to the phrase “shit and gone” when describing speed.

    Like

  8. Gravidy

    Hey…there’s no such thing as bad publicity. Just make sure they spell your name correctly. Or something.

    Like

  9. DawgPhan

    I love the quote. I read the quote to my SO last night and then asked her what she thought he was referring to.

    Safe to say she did not guess pooping his pants in a game.

    Like

  10. Just Chuck (The Other One)

    So is brown now an additional official color for a Gator uniform? Suits them.

    Like

  11. Denver94

    Mean spirited. He’s just a kid trying to justify one of the most humiliating things that can happen to a human being.

    Like

  12. The Tick

    RUNNING OFF tackle again and again, he left the coastal defense feeling WIPED out

    Like

  13. Bulldog Joe

    BROWN IS THE NEW ORANGE.

    Like