March 29, 2015 · 9:18 AM

See you in 2020.

Honest, non-snarky question for you:  does this fourteen-year old kid really believe he’d play for Steve Spurrier?

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Filed under Recruiting, The Evil Genius

6 responses to “See you in 2020.”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin
    March 29, 2015 at 9:35 AM

    Well, an old asshole can learn new tricks. Even from the Kiffin Kancer.

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  2. Coach Dad.
    March 29, 2015 at 10:16 AM

    We’re talking to the Ole Ball Sack right now. He says my boy has potential. Getting ready to camp at SC.

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  3. Bulldog Joe
    March 29, 2015 at 11:36 AM

    Yes. Steve Spurrier, Junior.

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  4. Cojones
    March 29, 2015 at 11:56 AM

    74, Eh? Then he would be 78 come the kid’s senior year. In a tight contest, the kid could get a spiffy IV at halftime while The Bone Spur would be hittin’ the heart-lung machine.

    Nah, kid, he ain’t gonna be there for you.

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  5. Just Chuck (The Other One)
    March 29, 2015 at 4:22 PM

    Gamecock Recruit: Coach, If I sign with you next year, will you be coaching me all four years?
    Spurrier: I just offered a fourteen year old kid. What do you think?

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