See you in 2020.

Honest, non-snarky question for you:  does this fourteen-year old kid really believe he’d play for Steve Spurrier?


Filed under Recruiting, The Evil Genius

6 responses to “See you in 2020.

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    Well, an old asshole can learn new tricks. Even from the Kiffin Kancer.


  2. We’re talking to the Ole Ball Sack right now. He says my boy has potential. Getting ready to camp at SC.


  3. Bulldog Joe

    Yes. Steve Spurrier, Junior.


  4. Cojones

    74, Eh? Then he would be 78 come the kid’s senior year. In a tight contest, the kid could get a spiffy IV at halftime while The Bone Spur would be hittin’ the heart-lung machine.

    Nah, kid, he ain’t gonna be there for you.


  5. Just Chuck (The Other One)

    Gamecock Recruit: Coach, If I sign with you next year, will you be coaching me all four years?
    Spurrier: I just offered a fourteen year old kid. What do you think?