Sounds like Boom isn’t taking kindly to Jim McElwain’s suggestion that the offensive line cupboard was left a little bare.
Muschamp said he was unaware of McElwain’s comments, but Auburn’s defensive coordinator offered a strong rebuttal.
“He said he could coach a dog and win,” Muschamp said. “Heck, (does he) like the dog better than his players?”
Riiight. Quoting the guy sounds totally unaware.
It’s a damned shame Auburn and Florida don’t face off this year.
I thought the Florida offense looked pretty good over the spring

LikeLike
It’s a shame that Auburn and Florida dont play, every year.
LikeLike
…in Jacksonville. They could call it “The World’s Largest Outdoor A’hole Party”.
LikeLike
^^^That!
LikeLike
The World’s Largest Meteor Game
LikeLike
They used to play every year. When the SEC ended the annual series, Florida had played Auburn as much as they had played Georgia, and Auburn is geographically Florida’s closest SEC neighbor. They still could wind up playing this year, but, as a Gator fan, I wouldn’t get on it.
LikeLike
I was thinking that very thing. FU ought to play Georgia, Auburn and Bama every year. Bama ought to play FU, Auburn and Georgia every year. Likewise, Georgia ought to play FU, Auburn and Bama every year……Wait….Georgia IS playing FU, Auburn and Bama this year. But the others aren’t playing all of the others….But what about LSU? Thinking of all the permutations makes my head hurt.
LikeLike
Kudos on the header. Gave me a good chuckle this morning.
LikeLike
The double entendre…. 🙂
LikeLike
CWM is laughing all the way to the bank.
LikeLike
Yep, you certainly can’t blame his arrogance. After all, he failed upward, and was essentially was awarded a 1.8 million dollar raise (with less job responsibility) for his mediocre performance at UF.
If you were as arrogant as him and just handed a golden parachute, you’d be just cocky, outspoken, and generally a PITA to everyone too.
LikeLike
What is it with the state of Alabama hiring guys that fail upwards?
LikeLike
Not sure, but it certainly is amazing that CWM is essentially the 2nd highest paid coach in the SEC (UF severance plus AU salary), even though he’s not even a head coach.
Its akin to failing as a husband given you recently being caught having an affair by your wife, and as a result she introduces you to Kate Upton for counseling advice, which then leads to an affair with her. Your wife is so impressed with how attractive you are to other women that she lovingly forgives you and gives you a free pass from this point forward.
You and I would call that Hollywood delusion; Muschamp would call that a reasonable consultation prize (he prefers Carrie Underwood).
LikeLike
Who says they won’t play this year? If you believe the sports media they both will be in the SECCG.
LikeLike
Then it will be the WLindoorAHP.
LikeLike
Nah, when they screw with each other it’s done outdoors and in the dirt. After all, it is Spring
LikeLike
Nah, Dawgs are going to smoke both their asses this year.
LikeLike
Could happen, odds are LONG on it though.
LikeLike
Let us hope Auburn and Florida don’t face off this year!
LikeLike
Except maybe in a bowl game in Bangor or Kalimazoo.
LikeLike
Good idea. Go to a cooler climate with a summer football camp and recruit only OL players. Invade the Nawth!
LikeLike