I have no idea what’s occupying the space between Jim McElwain’s hands here…
Tuesday Thoughts: Jim McElwain is playing the expectations game — and well. #Gators sbnation.com/e/8130318?utm_… http://t.co/xrTMDk7lou—
Alligator Army (@AlligatorArmy) April 07, 2015
… but that’s what I’ve got you guys for, amirite?
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“Nick Saban? Yeah. I’ve seen him in the locker room.”
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“Boom left me this much talent to work with”
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“That thing was huge, man. I had to flush 2 or 3 times.”
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“Wish I had two more hands to count the points that separated us from Georgia.”
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“Coach McElwain lifts a trophy he’s won as a head coach”
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Our starting left guard is this big around
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“I’ll be coach here for about this long.”
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I’m thinking one or more of the following:
“I don’t know how you people can stand living in this godforsaken steam room of an environment. Heck, I had giant bugs this big hitting my windshield today on the drive in”
“The previous cases against UF football players shown to me by the DA was in a file about this thick. Fortunately they were all thrown out and he promised me continued cooperation with future transgressions”
“With the crap O talent that Muschamp guy left me, we’ll be lucky to move the ball about this much on any given play”
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The pant load on that kid in the bowl game was this long, I swear!
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I came THIS close to staying in Colorado but, hell, like Cam Newton said to his friend: “The money was too much.”
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“…and as far as I can tell, Boom knows about this much about offense.”
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Something tells me Jimmy is going to be a lot like Butch Jones and Bert Beleima. Somehow able to make the gator fans think they are winning when they aren’t, and getting raise after raise.
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“My dog can throw a football this far, he might start this year.”
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“Mr. Coach Muschamp said, if I poor mouth him or the talent he left me here one more time he was going to put his foot up my backside, this far.”
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Did you see that picture of that Chubb guy in GA’s locker room? I swear it was this big!
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Heard the gator chomp was like a clap, but I’m having a hard time with it and hurt my elbows when they slammed together.
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“Our football history goes back this far. All the way to 1990.”
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Winner, winner!
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Nice!
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“Hand jive…hand jive…doing that crazy hand jive”
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Mine is like this. How about yours?
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Jim ‘s wife replies, “yeah right” and rolls her eyes
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In response to the question, “How much are the gators going to suck this year?” He replied, “A big, green donkey’s, about this big.”
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“We’ll start with teeny weeny little gator chomps like this one. For teeny weeny little expectations.”
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“Well….speaking of what Boom left me. Their Left Guard was right here aaaand their Left Tackle was right here aaaand…well, they keep blocking each other. They take the hit the first player play side to heart!”
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