This is why we shouldn’t make fun of other schools’ fan bases.

I’m just sorry I didn’t run into these folks yesterday.

It’s a Southern thing.  And I do understand.

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59 responses to “This is why we shouldn’t make fun of other schools’ fan bases.

  1. TennesseeDawg

    In our defense, she is not wearing Georgia gear.

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  2. Athens Dog

    Can’t be 100% sure. Might have a big old G on the front of that cute tank top. Part of the 85%

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    • Yes, it could be a G or a GT or most likely a T , who knows? But the way the guy is dressed at the Masters is more disturbing to me. Not a good look for attending the Masters.

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      • Cojones

        What is? Dressed to the Ts? Simple and comfortable is always in and you should take a hint from Spieth’s family. They certainly expected to be on natl tv, but put no airs on as to who they are. That goes for his friends as well.

        Glad you don’t see my casual dress when I go out in public else you might cast me as some pot smoker …

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        • Sanford222view

          No one said he needed to be “dressed to the T’s.” A shirt with a collar would be nice though.

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        • Actually I was dressed pretty much like Spieth’s family while there Wednesday. As Sanford222viewsaid, a collared shirt would have been more appropriate and just as comfortable.

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  3. JRod1229

    Wonder what year he graduated from UGA?

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  4. Hogbody Spradlin

    Is that a tracking device?

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  5. TennesseeDawg

    Her extensions blend in beautifully with her natural hair

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  6. Rocket Dawg

    Aren’t those the two from the woods scene in “Happy Gilmore”?

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  7. Is this your homework Larry?

    Who says a Georgia fan can’t scratch their balls and ass at the same time?

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  8. NCDAWG

    I thought they didn’t allow electronic devices into the Masters? Does that qualify?

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  9. gastr1

    Was there an Uga lookalike contest at the Masters? Given the white tanktop, patchy hair, overstuffed clothes, and dog collar on her leg, she seems a shoe-in.

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  10. @gatriguy

    Two quick things: 1.) Clay Travis is an unquestionable assbag, and 2.) I really don’t think a Vol fan wants to be throwing rocks in a glass house.

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  11. Hogbody Spradlin

    Hey, they’re celebrities. Don’t you recognize the actors who play the unknown Bennett family members on Justified?

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  12. They don’t strike me as golf fans. Does that make me a bigot? A snob?

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  13. Bulldog Joe

    Hey, someone has to deliver the sandwiches.

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  14. dawgfan

    He looks like Kid Rock’s brother and she put 20 lbs of taters in a 10 lb bag.

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  15. Bright Idea

    What, no tats on those billboards?

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  16. AusDawg85

    Mom?!

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  17. 3rdandGrantham

    The local authorities should have charged her with indicent exposure, disturbing the peace, and public nuisance; thus removing any further need for that monitoring device.

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  18. First impressions – is he being handcuffed? Until I really could focus my eyes I thought she was wearing some sort of Alabama houndstooth gear as shorts.

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  19. Lakatos Intolerant

    Today we salute you Mr. Cargo Pants Designer
    You finally gave us what we wanted, the military look without all that bothersome drilling, marching and shooting.
    Is that a banana in your pocket? YES.. and an orange, and a pocket comb
    and an extra set of keys, and my sun glasses
    How many times have you been in a restaurant, and thought man, I wish I’d brought my own jar of mayonaise? Now you can..

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    • Is that a banana in your pocket? YES.. and an orange, and a pocket comb
      and an extra set of keys, and my sun glasses

      Very handy for any number of people yesterday as a place to put their official Masters plastic cups for safekeeping.

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  20. Cojones

    At least they were at The Masters and I wasn’t.

    His shirt: thought that went out of style in the 70s-80s. Jeez, I still remember that older guy leaning into a cheering picture in a restaurant and saying those embarrassing words – and the natl press running with that while characterizing our University as an ignorant football school of the South. That was so unfair to my degree and what it meant to me. Fortunately, the professionals I worked with were judging on what your degree knowledge did for the group.

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  21. Cojones

    Hell, that shlrt even misspells “Dawgs”.

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  22. W Cobb Dawg

    How the hell did they get Masters tickets?? If I rent a ‘benz and drive down Washington Road in my best suit they still send out a security detail!

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  23. S

    It is obviously a UT fan hitting on a UGA fan. You can even tell he’s not interested.

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  24. Spike

    How the hell do those two bozos get masters badges and I can’t even get a practice round ticket?

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    • Gurkha Dawg

      I’ve been to many Masters. You would be surprised what some people wear. But I was required to wear a coat and tie to church from the time I was 4 years old. Now I see teens in church wearing sweatshirts. Times change I guess.

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    • StuDawg

      They didnt get Masters badges, they got practice round tickets. Cameras are only allowed on practice round days, (cellphones not allowed on the course, at all, ever even by members in December) so unless the guy that took the photo is with the press, someone took the pic between Mon and Wed.

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    • StuDawg

      And you can get a practice round ticket. Just go buy one from someone on Washington Rd, but make sure you are at least 2700 feet from the course.

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  25. ctfain

    I suspect the story here is that this upstanding Georgia fan is simply watching the Florida fan with the ankle bracelet to be sure she doesn’t avail herself of the $3 Masters beers and violate the terms of her parole. Probably as a favor for his distant cousin, who wasn’t such a bad guy growing up, but was just a little dim, went to Auburn out of necessity and fell in with the wrong crowd.

    You know the kind: They’d rob a liquor store if they could, but they keep putting the ski masks on backwards and saying “oh no, I’m blind.” Also, big Kid Rock fans. Probably met this girl when The Kid played Gainesville three years ago and just can’t quit her, and/or figure out why there’s always less money in his wallet chain than he remembers having last night when he passed out.

    And, no doubt, our Georgia fan here wore those cargo shorts solely to have more space to carry home $3 Masters beer cups, because that’s a collection always worth replenishing. And I’m sure he’s given his collared Masters shirt to his cousin, who spilled an entire beer on his 1999 “Keep on Kid Rockin” gas-station-attendant-style shirt, which a was heretofore known as “my goin’ out shirt.”

    No doubt this Georgia fan’s only sins are that he is too patient with the less fortunate, and that his vigilance was lulled by The Masters’ no cameras policy, allowing some scofflaw to snap this picture before his cousin returned and our kinsman politely took his leave for a quick stop in the gift store, a beer and sandwich restock and a return to Bubba Watson’s group just as it rounded 13.

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    • W Cobb Dawg

      You must be right. And that’s why he’s guarding the family jewels in front with one hand, and the other hand is behind his back on the handle of a pistol.

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    • StuDawg

      Beers went up this year. Domestic ( miller light and coors) was $4 and import was $5 (stella artois).

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  26. Masters is always the golf event to be at or watch. I got a lot of enjoyment outta watching that kid celebrate with family and friends too.

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  27. ASEF

    I went to a GGO courtesy of Continental Airlines when they had a hub there. A standard live golf tournament is kinda fun, especially if you get to keep ducking into a hospitality tent. And the game in 3-D at that level is nothing short of spectacular. I spent a wonderful day with my uncle telling me stories about being a caddy for Sam Snead back in the day,

    Still couldn’t get me to pick up the game. But I would make time to go to the Masters on someone else’s dime.

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  28. Twice this morning colleagues that were Aubarn and Tech fans have said they were going to send me an e-mail of Georgia fans and,thanks to the Senator, I was able to inquire if it involved an ankle monitor and the Masters and effectively took the wind out of their sails. Thanks for keeping us ahead of the curve.

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