“Sincerely yours in football, Jim Harbaugh”

Seriously, this is a great troll of every SEC coach grumbling about satellite camps:

What would be even better is if Nick Saban actually showed up.

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24 responses to ““Sincerely yours in football, Jim Harbaugh”

  1. Union Jack

    He wasn’t afraid to tweak Pete Carroll – why would he fear Saban or anyone else?

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  2. Just Chuck (The Other One)

    Of course SEC coaches are just sitting around waiting for someone like Harbaugh to give them something to do. Lots of them would be glad to be keynote speakers for his camp. And, how does he know he will have “top coaches” if he is just now sending out an invitation for them to apply. There are just so many things wrong with this.

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  3. Debby Balcer

    He is doing this as PR. He knows it is too late for them to come.

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  4. tbia

    He’d crap his khakis if about 18 coaches responded to be the keynote speaker

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    • I’d like to see every coach, assistant coach, GA, S&C coach, and Quality control guy in the SEC just show up without registering making a huge mess of things. UM would spend as much time trying to figure out what to do with everyone as they would recruiting.

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      • AusDawg85

        LOL…imagine Sumlin setting the A&M copter down in the middle of the field and 5 coaches pouring out during Harbaugh’s welcoming speech to the kids!

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  5. Go Dawgs!

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I am going to really enjoy watching Urban Meyer and the Ohio State Buckeyes beat the ever-loving hell out of Michigan in November. I am truly looking forward to watching Harbaugh just get humbled while coaching the mess of a team he has inherited, and I hope that Ohio State’s dominance of Michigan continues for years to come.

    I say this as a person who has always hated Ohio State and only came to loathe them more when Urban got there. But sweet mercy, Jim Harbaugh is a turbo-douchebag.

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  6. Dog in Fla

    GWOH (Global War on Harbaugh)

    24 April 2015
    1200 hours/Noonish
    SEC Defense Complex and Resort
    Birmingham, AL

    “Nick struts stuff, issues commands”

    Nick: Your mission is to proceed up the Nung River in a bass boat. Pick up the Harbaugh’s path at Nu Mung Bha, follow it, learn what you can along the way. When you find the Harbaugh, infiltrate his satellite camp by whatever means available and terminate the Harbaugh’s command.

    New SEC Guy: Terminate… the Harbaugh?

    Nick: He’s out there operating without any decent restraint, totally beyond the pale of any acceptable human conduct. And he is still in the field commanding troops.

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    • Cojones

      Peering thru the darkness again, I see. What the hell, those Airborne and Special Forces hawkeyes don’t need no stinkin’ binoculars.

      You terrible, terrible person. You would do that to one of our icons who is searching dutifully for WMDs? “They just gotta be there somewhere!”

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  7. HVL Dawg

    It just kills me that grammar and punctuation do not matter to high profile university communications. Do they have an English Department at Michigan? Should written communications, even when electronic, from the Athletic Department use correct English?

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    • Dog in Fla

      Where this one was written and punctuated so poorly the UM English Dept. can insure “you” and or “u” as a Collegial gesture that it would get almost as many redlines as a Bobby Jindal Op-Ed

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  8. Cojones

    He is taunting the SEC in the next to last paragraph.

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  9. Liked Harbaugh at Stanford. Didn’t keep up with him at San Fran. A total pr*ck at Meat Chicken.

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  10. 3rdandGrantham

    Horrid grammar/punctuation aside, as HVL noted above, I think this is really funny stuff. You have to admit that his veiled shot at SEC coaches is great, and I can only imagine the back and forth that will take place between he and Urban in the years ahead.

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  11. Mike Cooley

    I know I’m supposed to hate Harbaugh. But…I dont. Loved how he pinked Pete Carroll. I can’t wait to see him do the same to Corch. He’s a different kind of person and he doesn’t seem to be intimidated by anyone.

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  12. Mike Cooley

    That should have been punked but I guess pinked works too.

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  13. PTC DAWG

    Not sure why I should GAS about Michigan.

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  14. Hunkering Hank

    I love it. Pisses off SEC fans? So what? He ain’t settin’ out to be buddies. How’s that for grammar? He’s there to win and grind everybody’s face in it.

    That said, we oughta send Pruitt.

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