You know us, Bert. We’re always here to help.

Sometimes, comment threads almost write themselves.

This is one of those times.  Have at it.


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24 responses to “You know us, Bert. We’re always here to help.

  1. W Cobb Dawg

    I wasn’t there, but I’m pretty sure Bert was yelling that after the ink on his contract was dry.

    … and if he wasn’t, I’m sure his wife was.


  2. Castleberry

    Probably not something you should holler in Baltimore these days…


  3. Spike

    It’s better than throwing toilet paper in trees..


  4. Walter sobchak

    The best and worst time is probably when you’re talking to the girlfriend


  5. "Dog in DE

    When entering or leaving a Cracker Barrel (or Ryan’s Steakhouse or Golden Corral).


  6. Rob

    Best time: When saving your buddy from a mistake at the bar.

    Worst time: Pretty much every other second of the day.


  7. Dog in Fla

    “What are the best and worst times to say ‘Woo Pig’?”

    First, always keep in mind the basics of calling hogs. Focus on the following tactics. Be conscious of the wind and use it to your benefit. This is extremely important when hog calling since this is the main sense they use to stay altert to danger.

    The larger boars will normally come in late,


  8. Uglydawg

    The worst time…when the cheerleaders run onto the field.
    BTW…did you know that Georgia fans aren’t the only ones that yell, “How ’bout them Dawgs!”..? They also yell it at Auburn but they yell it when their cheerleaders run onto the field.


  9. Worst time: When you’re having sex with your fat cousin dog style.
    Best time: When you’re having sex with an actual pig.

    Of course only an Arky fan would do either of the above.


  10. VoxDawg

    Yeah, “upon orgasm” was the first thing that came to mind.


  11. Cojones

    In an Outback Restaurant? Emerging from an alley? In Congress? At an Ark grad’s funeral? After reciting the Doxology Creed? After your Ark grad portly Mother-in-law-to-be toasts the couple at the pre-wedding dinner? After your girlfriend hammers a home run in an Ark Softball game? In the Belk Bowl? After you receive your doctor’s bill – in his/her office? After the Dawgs kick your butt?


  12. Bulldog Joe

    Best time: When Bret takes the field.

    Worst time: When security walks down your aisle checking for liquor.


  13. Rusty

    Can you shout ‘Fake Juice’ the same way you can shout ‘Woo Pig” faking ‘Roll Tide”?


  14. Debby Balcer

    He needs to learn it is Woo Pig Souie not Woo Pig


  15. Ole Dawg

    When the wife and the girlfriend discover each other on Twitter…


  16. Bulldog Joe

    To woo pig or not to woo pig?

    That’s the Bielema.