Name that caption, Virtual Bert edition

Interesting story, weird pic.

(Photo: Walt Beazley, Razorbacks Communications)

Bloop and beep in the comments.

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38 responses to “Name that caption, Virtual Bert edition

  1. Big Shock

    After struggling his first few seasons in the SEC, Bert captures the 2015 virtual national title and is rewarded with a large raise in bitcoin and a much thinner avatar.

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  2. Castleberry

    Bert – “Tell me how ripped I look now! Jen is going to love this thing!”

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  3. Truck

    These aren’t the coaches you’re looking for.

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  4. Mayor

    How long do you think it will take for some enterprising California type to modify the system’s program for porn. There was a movie about something like that around 30 years ago: “Brainstorm,” the last movie Natalie Wood made before her death.

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    • Did it have Dennis Quaid and Nurse Ratched in it too?

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    • Cousin Eddie

      Would it go over the face or an area lower down?

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    • Russ

      Modified for porn? Where do you think this technology was developed? Same as video streaming, online payment systems, better compression schemes, and on and on.

      When it comes to technology development, the little brain has always driven the big brain.

      Why do you think the holodeck hasn’t been publicly released yet? Because the guy who invented probably died in his mom’s basement after a weeklong “Roman orgy”.

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  5. CannonDawg

    Assistant: I see motorcycle. And you’re driving it, coach. And I see a young lady—

    Bert: Stop! Get this thing the hell out of here.

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  6. OdontoDawg

    Brandon Allen: “Woooo, I see a pig standing in front of me!”

    Company CEO: “I haven’t turned it on yet.”

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  7. jack

    When do we get ours?

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  8. Bert “Look at me. What shirt am I wearing?”
    Branden Allen “Wisconsin polo”
    Bert “Yup, the settings are set at easy”.

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  9. Rick

    Make fun because they are a couple years early, but when VR applications get solid this comment thread will look obscenely silly.

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    • TnTom

      What? We can’t have fun! Silly aint all bad.

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    • Cojones

      True, Rick, and they already are marketing the system, aren’t they? Would love that we had one right now. The results we read about last year were phenomenal and are, at the least, mature enough to change the game. What could twice the brain practice time do for any of our players at differing positions? Probably a great deal.

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      • Bonzdoc

        I’ll bet we will wondering when the athletic administration will get our system. I’m sure Vandy and the rest will already have one!

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  10. Bert: try these on! In this world we’re relevant!!

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  11. ChilliDawg

    See, you just look in there and it figures out your attendance stipend. Just like Progressive Insurance, we call it the “bundler.”

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  12. Jack Klompus

    “See, it says 9 wins.”

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  13. Spike

    Do I look skinny in that thing?

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  14. Uglydawg

    ‘Scuse me for getting off subject..but seeing as how this is our humor relief thread of the day…
    I have a question. I hope this doesn’t get me killed or in trouble..but,
    Has anyone else noticed that DIF and Joy seem to “go silent” at the same times?

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  15. Uglydawg

    “What do you see? What do you see?!!”
    “I see Nick Saban at Dreamland. He’s got a plate of pork ribs”.

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  16. Debby Balcer

    Saw a post Park is transferring according to DAWGS247

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  17. Any nekkid pictures of my wife?

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  18. Bulldog Joe

    “I can’t see shit. Just like the Missouri game.”

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  19. Slick Dawg

    ….with this new technology recruits will be able to feel what it’s like to be looking up at Bama and LSU

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