June 9, 2015 · 3:18 PM

Name that caption, Virtual Bert edition

Interesting story, weird pic.

(Photo: Walt Beazley, Razorbacks Communications)

Bloop and beep in the comments.

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38 responses to “Name that caption, Virtual Bert edition”

  1. Big Shock
    June 9, 2015 at 3:25 PM

    After struggling his first few seasons in the SEC, Bert captures the 2015 virtual national title and is rewarded with a large raise in bitcoin and a much thinner avatar.

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  2. Castleberry
    June 9, 2015 at 3:26 PM

    Bert – “Tell me how ripped I look now! Jen is going to love this thing!”

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  3. Truck
    June 9, 2015 at 3:29 PM

    These aren’t the coaches you’re looking for.

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  4. Mayor
    June 9, 2015 at 3:32 PM

    How long do you think it will take for some enterprising California type to modify the system’s program for porn. There was a movie about something like that around 30 years ago: “Brainstorm,” the last movie Natalie Wood made before her death.

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    • lamontsanford
      June 9, 2015 at 3:57 PM

      Did it have Dennis Quaid and Nurse Ratched in it too?

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    • Cousin Eddie
      June 9, 2015 at 6:27 PM

      Would it go over the face or an area lower down?

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    • Russ
      June 10, 2015 at 8:24 AM

      Modified for porn? Where do you think this technology was developed? Same as video streaming, online payment systems, better compression schemes, and on and on.

      When it comes to technology development, the little brain has always driven the big brain.

      Why do you think the holodeck hasn’t been publicly released yet? Because the guy who invented probably died in his mom’s basement after a weeklong “Roman orgy”.

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  5. CannonDawg
    June 9, 2015 at 3:45 PM

    Assistant: I see motorcycle. And you’re driving it, coach. And I see a young lady—

    Bert: Stop! Get this thing the hell out of here.

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  6. OdontoDawg
    June 9, 2015 at 4:00 PM

    Brandon Allen: “Woooo, I see a pig standing in front of me!”

    Company CEO: “I haven’t turned it on yet.”

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  7. jack
    June 9, 2015 at 4:24 PM

    When do we get ours?

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  8. Twistification
    June 9, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Bert “Look at me. What shirt am I wearing?”
    Branden Allen “Wisconsin polo”
    Bert “Yup, the settings are set at easy”.

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  9. Rick
    June 9, 2015 at 5:04 PM

    Make fun because they are a couple years early, but when VR applications get solid this comment thread will look obscenely silly.

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    • TnTom
      June 9, 2015 at 5:16 PM

      What? We can’t have fun! Silly aint all bad.

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    • Cojones
      June 9, 2015 at 6:18 PM

      True, Rick, and they already are marketing the system, aren’t they? Would love that we had one right now. The results we read about last year were phenomenal and are, at the least, mature enough to change the game. What could twice the brain practice time do for any of our players at differing positions? Probably a great deal.

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      • Bonzdoc
        June 9, 2015 at 8:31 PM

        I’ll bet we will wondering when the athletic administration will get our system. I’m sure Vandy and the rest will already have one!

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  10. Derek
    June 9, 2015 at 5:08 PM

    Bert: try these on! In this world we’re relevant!!

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  11. ChilliDawg
    June 9, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    See, you just look in there and it figures out your attendance stipend. Just like Progressive Insurance, we call it the “bundler.”

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  12. Jack Klompus
    June 9, 2015 at 5:58 PM

    “See, it says 9 wins.”

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  13. Spike
    June 9, 2015 at 6:48 PM

    Do I look skinny in that thing?

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  14. Uglydawg
    June 9, 2015 at 7:02 PM

    ‘Scuse me for getting off subject..but seeing as how this is our humor relief thread of the day…
    I have a question. I hope this doesn’t get me killed or in trouble..but,
    Has anyone else noticed that DIF and Joy seem to “go silent” at the same times?

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  15. Uglydawg
    June 9, 2015 at 7:05 PM

    “What do you see? What do you see?!!”
    “I see Nick Saban at Dreamland. He’s got a plate of pork ribs”.

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  16. Debby Balcer
    June 9, 2015 at 9:51 PM

    Saw a post Park is transferring according to DAWGS247

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  17. Athens Dog
    June 10, 2015 at 7:10 AM

    Any nekkid pictures of my wife?

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  18. Bulldog Joe
    June 10, 2015 at 6:19 PM

    “I can’t see shit. Just like the Missouri game.”

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  19. Slick Dawg
    June 11, 2015 at 1:04 PM

    ….with this new technology recruits will be able to feel what it’s like to be looking up at Bama and LSU

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