Interesting story, weird pic.
(Photo: Walt Beazley, Razorbacks Communications)
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After struggling his first few seasons in the SEC, Bert captures the 2015 virtual national title and is rewarded with a large raise in bitcoin and a much thinner avatar.
I like this.
That is some funny stuff right there.
Bert – “Tell me how ripped I look now! Jen is going to love this thing!”
These aren’t the coaches you’re looking for.
How long do you think it will take for some enterprising California type to modify the system’s program for porn. There was a movie about something like that around 30 years ago: “Brainstorm,” the last movie Natalie Wood made before her death.
Did it have Dennis Quaid and Nurse Ratched in it too?
Would it go over the face or an area lower down?
Modified for porn? Where do you think this technology was developed? Same as video streaming, online payment systems, better compression schemes, and on and on.
When it comes to technology development, the little brain has always driven the big brain.
Why do you think the holodeck hasn’t been publicly released yet? Because the guy who invented probably died in his mom’s basement after a weeklong “Roman orgy”.
Assistant: I see motorcycle. And you’re driving it, coach. And I see a young lady—
Bert: Stop! Get this thing the hell out of here.
Brandon Allen: “Woooo, I see a pig standing in front of me!”
Company CEO: “I haven’t turned it on yet.”
Now that’s funny!
When do we get ours?
Bert “Look at me. What shirt am I wearing?”
Branden Allen “Wisconsin polo”
Bert “Yup, the settings are set at easy”.
Make fun because they are a couple years early, but when VR applications get solid this comment thread will look obscenely silly.
What? We can’t have fun! Silly aint all bad.
True, Rick, and they already are marketing the system, aren’t they? Would love that we had one right now. The results we read about last year were phenomenal and are, at the least, mature enough to change the game. What could twice the brain practice time do for any of our players at differing positions? Probably a great deal.
I’ll bet we will wondering when the athletic administration will get our system. I’m sure Vandy and the rest will already have one!
Bert: try these on! In this world we’re relevant!!
See, you just look in there and it figures out your attendance stipend. Just like Progressive Insurance, we call it the “bundler.”
“See, it says 9 wins.”
It should say 6 wins. Oh, here’s the problem, it’s upside down.
Do I look skinny in that thing?
‘Scuse me for getting off subject..but seeing as how this is our humor relief thread of the day…
I have a question. I hope this doesn’t get me killed or in trouble..but,
Has anyone else noticed that DIF and Joy seem to “go silent” at the same times?
Speaking of individuals gone missing, Ivey has been missing for some time now. He typically throws in good practice insight.
I was wondering about Ivey myself.
Ugly, DIF will love that you have a conspiracy theory about him.
Sweet Joy du Bois is sleeping off a mint julep fever on an inflatable in a country club pool in South Alabama…perhaps dreaming of what might have been with Mitch if coach Drew hadn’t exhausted him running up the score on Syracuse in the ’53 Orange Bowl…
At least, I hope she is.
I just flew in from Oklahoma and am tanned rested and ready to overthrow Cuba. I will say that was a nice little rain shower at Hartsfield late this afternoon though
Well she did say he was her “precious baby”.
That’s what she said
I’ve never seen Thomas Brown and the Senator in the same room together either. Hmmmmm…
The treasure is still there boys, believe me
“What do you see? What do you see?!!”
“I see Nick Saban at Dreamland. He’s got a plate of pork ribs”.
Saw a post Park is transferring according to DAWGS247
Any nekkid pictures of my wife?
“I can’t see shit. Just like the Missouri game.”
….with this new technology recruits will be able to feel what it’s like to be looking up at Bama and LSU
“... Shoot, why does anybody who’s ever won something do it again? Because it’s cool. So, let’s go do it again. Let’s see if we’ve got what it takes.” -- Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 3/22/22
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