Name that caption, the raccoon look is in edition

You would think a guy coaching in Florida would know about sunscreen.

Do not adjust your monitors.

I keep saying it, but McElwain is slowly making himself into a rare creature – a Florida coach I don’t dislike. That makes him dangerous.

Oh, yeah. Don’t forget your comments.

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52 responses to “Name that caption, the raccoon look is in edition

  1. DawgPhan

    What kind of horrible old lady glasses was he wearing at practice?

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  2. 6claude

    The hamburgler ain’t got shit on me.

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  3. DugLite

    Dam son…..just dam.

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  4. DC Weez

    Man, I’ll never light farts again! Good thing I was wearing my shades.

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  5. Reservoir Dawg

    The tears of a clown: Weary Willie’s replacement got lost on his way to the winter circus camp at Sarasota and then decided that the sideshow at the Snake Farm in Hogtown was a way better paying gig anyway…

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  6. Billy Mumphrey

    Jim Bob Duggar? No, Jim McElwain

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  7. OhioDawg

    This absolutely made my day, but now I’m getting weird looks at work for laughing so hard. 🙂

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  8. Its a good thing I was wearing my ski goggles…otherwise I would look ridiculous.

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  9. WorkingTitle

    The Lone Ranger discovers the flaw in his disguise design

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  10. Debby Balcer

    You would think he would have know before moving to FL. You can easily burn in CO due to the elevation. Ouch!!

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  11. BMan

    Must have been standing too close to that dumpster fire of an offensive line.

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  12. Dog in Fla

    “I don’t use Panama Jack cocoa butter for my outside time because Panama Jack is not sending us their best cocoa butter. I’m going to buy the greatest cocoa butter ever at bulk prices because I’m a phenomenal negotiator!”

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  13. The women down here are really hot!

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  14. Spike

    Jim.. wear a hat. Damn, son.

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  15. Heat burns from the UF fan base expectations…

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  16. Rob

    “I recently watched Jackass for the first time and there I was on the 4th of July so…”

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  17. doofusdawg

    at least he has nice hair.

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  18. UFingrate

    “Well…we’ve lost some speed here at Florida over the last few years. We needs these guys to be a blur..a flash. We set up a monster strobe to show them what a flash looks like…we’re still working the kinks out.

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  19. 3rdandGrantham

    As a former Florida resident, I can say with confidence that he’s totally a fish out of water down there. I think he’s originally from eastern Washington state or something, and has spent much of his career in the northwest. I’m certain he’s in total culture shock, though the money he’s making certainly makes up for things a bit.

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  20. Cojones

    “Went to a weeny roast in Tallahassee last night. Little did I know that I was the weeny they were roasting – literally.”

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  21. Cousin Eddie

    Commentator, ” Coach what is up with the odd shaped tan lines?’
    Coach, ” Wearing blinders is the only way I can stomach watching the QBs at this school play.”

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  22. Cojones

    Warning! Never wear dark sunglasses when first using a home repair blowtorch from Lowes.

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  23. “This summer’s gonna hurt like a m****r f****r”..

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  24. Jim

    “Coach, how do you explain your tan?”

    “Well, I was hanging out in Athens at Coach Richt’s house and Mark played a practical joke on me. He gave me this funny looking pair of shades and then left the tanning machine on too long”

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  25. Irwin R. Fletcher

    Looks like a Purple Snork.

    Or Kenny Powers. La Flama Blanca!!!

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  26. Guess he had enough money left from the buyout to get some Elton John originals.

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  27. cave canem

    The only way I can even stand to watch my team is through some serious beer goggles.

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  28. Charles

    affixes goggles
    “I can’t stop saying ‘Bro’, bro!”
    pulls down tanning bed lid

    -Meathead Jim McElwain

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  29. W Cobb Dawg

    Yes, I am the bat man!

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  30. Troy Woods

    I was just standing there in the trailer park minding my own business and I looked up into the sky and “POOF” the took me up into the space ship….

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  31. Will (The Other One)

    I’d say he looks far more Medium Well than rare at this point, Senator.

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  32. Bulldog Joe

    Jim,

    We’re gators here. Not ninja turtles.

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  33. Mayor

    “Well, you see I was auditioning for the role of the Texas Tech mascot and……

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  34. ChunkyA

    Said in the voice of the most interesting man in the world….

    “I don’t always wear sun block at the beach…..but when I do….I normally use 50, and just right here around my eyes.”

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  35. Dawgoholic

    Swamp Donkey!!!

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  36. WF dawg

    Before, we had Coach Boom. Now we have Coach Burn.

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  37. godawg

    Melanoma? What’s that?

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  38. TSlick

    Did I tell ya it’s hot in Gainesville? Africa hot, Tarzan can’t that type of heat.

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