It’s everything you might expect… and more.
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It’s a process…
IDK. Depends on who is bringing the cigars… imho.
Don’t they have the same speechwriters?
Ultimately, Nick doing Hillary would be akin picking up a dog with diarreah–there’s just no much point in it. And ultimately for her, why would she seek a pint-sized man with a five-gallon ego when she’s already got . . . well, you know what I mean.
Hilary Rodham Alinsky? They don’t make a large enough dose of Viagra.
“IT DOESN’T TAKE A VILLAGE PAWWWWLLLL IT TAKES A PROCESS.”
How disappointed was I when the first line wasn’t “Use your damn hands, men!”…
Wrap it up first Nick. She might have something that scares penicillin.
Kinda makes Nancy Grace appealing by comparison.
That—was absolutely beautiful advice. 100% correct. Especially the not sleeping around with those who have less to lose than you do part.
I swear, every guy I’ve ever known that has cheated on his wife/girlfriend, its always been with someone who was equal to or (most often) less attractive than his current mate. I could never figure that one out. Bizarre.
I’ll add one more…those who are willing to do something with you, they’ll also do to you. The aforementioned guys I’ve known that have had affairs with someone else (who also were cheating) and thought they finally found ‘the one,’ usually ended up getting burned by them at some point down the road.
There’s nothing but coyote girls left after midnight anyway.
“So, ultimately, if I’m ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it’s going to be with Hillary F–king Rodham Clinton.”
Is it me or did he just endorse O.P.P. so long as she’s an early riser? How in the hell does a college football player find girls with “something more to lose” than themselves unless it’s a husband or boyfriend?
I was wondering the same thing. Lol.
I think that limits them to actresses, singers, and Miss Alabama.
When she wears that sex crimson pantsuit…
That. Was. Awesome!
I may have to read that book now.
So that’s what the missing emails are about…
God I wish he was our Coach such a classy little prick. We would never lose a game and he would reflect so well on my Alma mater .
When asked for comment, Lane Kiffin replied, “It really is sound advice when you think about it. That’s why I hooked up with Miss Terry.”
that was funny and it didn’t make me throw up in my mouth.
One of the best headlines ever
“We’re always looking for the aggregate of marginal gains.” — Kirby Smart, The Athletic, 7/16/19
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