July 27, 2015 · 1:54 PM

Nick Saban gives sex advice.

It’s everything you might expect… and more.

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22 responses to “Nick Saban gives sex advice.”

  1. Andy
    July 27, 2015 at 2:00 PM

    It’s a process…

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  2. AthensHomerDawg
    July 27, 2015 at 2:04 PM

    IDK. Depends on who is bringing the cigars… imho.

    😉

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  3. blunderbuss
    July 27, 2015 at 2:21 PM

    Don’t they have the same speechwriters?

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  4. CannonDawg
    July 27, 2015 at 2:24 PM

    Ultimately, Nick doing Hillary would be akin picking up a dog with diarreah–there’s just no much point in it. And ultimately for her, why would she seek a pint-sized man with a five-gallon ego when she’s already got . . . well, you know what I mean.

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  5. Charles
    July 27, 2015 at 2:30 PM

    “IT DOESN’T TAKE A VILLAGE PAWWWWLLLL IT TAKES A PROCESS.”

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  6. 202dawg
    July 27, 2015 at 2:50 PM

    How disappointed was I when the first line wasn’t “Use your damn hands, men!”…

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  7. lamontsanford
    July 27, 2015 at 3:07 PM

    Wrap it up first Nick. She might have something that scares penicillin.

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  8. Hogbody Spradlin
    July 27, 2015 at 3:14 PM

    Kinda makes Nancy Grace appealing by comparison.

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  9. 3rdandGrantham
    July 27, 2015 at 3:56 PM

    That—was absolutely beautiful advice. 100% correct. Especially the not sleeping around with those who have less to lose than you do part.

    I swear, every guy I’ve ever known that has cheated on his wife/girlfriend, its always been with someone who was equal to or (most often) less attractive than his current mate. I could never figure that one out. Bizarre.

    I’ll add one more…those who are willing to do something with you, they’ll also do to you. The aforementioned guys I’ve known that have had affairs with someone else (who also were cheating) and thought they finally found ‘the one,’ usually ended up getting burned by them at some point down the road.

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  10. waterloodawg
    July 27, 2015 at 4:51 PM

    There’s nothing but coyote girls left after midnight anyway.

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  11. Dog in Fla
    July 27, 2015 at 5:53 PM

    “So, ultimately, if I’m ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it’s going to be with Hillary F–king Rodham Clinton.”

    http://textsfromhillaryclinton.tumblr.com/image/20783546487

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  12. Derek
    July 27, 2015 at 6:21 PM

    Is it me or did he just endorse O.P.P. so long as she’s an early riser? How in the hell does a college football player find girls with “something more to lose” than themselves unless it’s a husband or boyfriend?

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  13. JasonC
    July 27, 2015 at 8:17 PM

    When she wears that sex crimson pantsuit…

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  14. Russ
    July 27, 2015 at 8:35 PM

    That. Was. Awesome!

    I may have to read that book now.

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  15. Dawg19
    July 27, 2015 at 9:12 PM

    So that’s what the missing emails are about…

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  16. Jasonc
    July 27, 2015 at 10:33 PM

    When asked for comment, Lane Kiffin replied, “It really is sound advice when you think about it. That’s why I hooked up with Miss Terry.”

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  17. Bulldogjay
    July 28, 2015 at 11:41 AM

    One of the best headlines ever

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