Nick Saban gives sex advice.

It’s everything you might expect… and more.

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22 responses to “Nick Saban gives sex advice.

  1. Andy

    It’s a process…

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  2. AthensHomerDawg

    IDK. Depends on who is bringing the cigars… imho.

    😉

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  3. blunderbuss

    Don’t they have the same speechwriters?

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  4. CannonDawg

    Ultimately, Nick doing Hillary would be akin picking up a dog with diarreah–there’s just no much point in it. And ultimately for her, why would she seek a pint-sized man with a five-gallon ego when she’s already got . . . well, you know what I mean.

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  5. Charles

    “IT DOESN’T TAKE A VILLAGE PAWWWWLLLL IT TAKES A PROCESS.”

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  6. 202dawg

    How disappointed was I when the first line wasn’t “Use your damn hands, men!”…

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  7. Wrap it up first Nick. She might have something that scares penicillin.

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  8. Hogbody Spradlin

    Kinda makes Nancy Grace appealing by comparison.

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  9. 3rdandGrantham

    That—was absolutely beautiful advice. 100% correct. Especially the not sleeping around with those who have less to lose than you do part.

    I swear, every guy I’ve ever known that has cheated on his wife/girlfriend, its always been with someone who was equal to or (most often) less attractive than his current mate. I could never figure that one out. Bizarre.

    I’ll add one more…those who are willing to do something with you, they’ll also do to you. The aforementioned guys I’ve known that have had affairs with someone else (who also were cheating) and thought they finally found ‘the one,’ usually ended up getting burned by them at some point down the road.

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  10. waterloodawg

    There’s nothing but coyote girls left after midnight anyway.

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  11. Dog in Fla

    “So, ultimately, if I’m ever going to sleep around on Miss Terry, it’s going to be with Hillary F–king Rodham Clinton.”

    http://textsfromhillaryclinton.tumblr.com/image/20783546487

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  12. Is it me or did he just endorse O.P.P. so long as she’s an early riser? How in the hell does a college football player find girls with “something more to lose” than themselves unless it’s a husband or boyfriend?

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  13. JasonC

    When she wears that sex crimson pantsuit…

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  14. Russ

    That. Was. Awesome!

    I may have to read that book now.

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  15. Dawg19

    So that’s what the missing emails are about…

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  16. Jasonc

    When asked for comment, Lane Kiffin replied, “It really is sound advice when you think about it. That’s why I hooked up with Miss Terry.”

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  17. Bulldogjay

    One of the best headlines ever

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