Blogger at Roll Bama Roll isn’t too impressed with state legislator’s move to have Auburn claim a few more national championships.
Blogger at Roll Bama Roll isn’t too impressed with state legislator’s move to have Auburn claim a few more national championships.
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āAnd Georgia fans, donāt be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. Itās awesome. If you donāt win this year, itās still not a failure. Itās a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasnāt been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like itās gluttonous. I feel like itās not OK. But weāll be in the mix.ā-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
Yeah, they’re so sophisticated at Alabama.
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Leave them Bammers alone!
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This perfectly highlights why the state of Alabama leads the nation in sales of elastic waistband pants.
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Apparently you’ve never tried them.
Once you’ve slid that comfort-fitting waist band on, you’ll never go back. Believe me.
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Which question—do you have any semblance of a discernible jaw line?
Check that—let me back up a bit….can you see your junk when you go to the bathroom?
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Oh, the irony.
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^This.
“Hey Pot? This is Kettle. You’re black.”
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Two words. Harvey Updike.
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Y’all, imagine having to live in this state with BOTH OF THEM.
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Speaking of Alabama politics, how rich is this…. But the best part is the very last sentence of the story…
http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2015/08/talladega_mayor_larry_barton_d.html
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(a.) Nick would only have time for Hillary ******* Rodham Clinton, not the wife of the barber’s best friend and
(b.) was the bat full metal or wood…
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I’ve heard it was a wiffle ball bat. Makes sense too, since he was able to kick his assailant twice in the groin after being waylayed with said bat.
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What a relief. How the three parties view themselves
How the winner views himself
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Mugshots are up…
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This topic has been discussed a few times so apologies if this has already been asked and answered: If UGA were to do something similar, what would our number be?
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It’s an imaginary number somewhere between 2 and 5 (if you count the Boand and Poling, the WIlliamson and the Litkenhous poll numbers)
http://www.georgiadogs.com/sports/m-footbl/spec-rel/080206aab.html
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Which is what Alabama does. Heck, they claim Championships for years they did not even win the SEC. And some when they lost their bowl games. If Notre Dame did the same thing they would have over 20 championships.
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Not that there’s anything wrong with that if you’re Bear and/or Pat Dye
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Actually Auburn will claim championships that were not from the NCAA recognized sources. Greater Opp Evening News poll has them number 1? Another MNC banner!
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The Andalusia Star News tops the Opp Evening News with
http://www.andalusiastarnews.com/2015/05/02/pat-dye-to-sign-autographs-at-andalusia-garden-center/
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Say this for the BCS and pre-BCS system: some of those seasons continue to live on, seemingly forever.
2014? A third string QB takes a team that list to VaTech to an undisputed national title.
Progress? Are you closure fetishists happier now than you were in 2004?
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Agreed.
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Only in Alabama would the legislature spend time on how many championships a college football team can/should claim.
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Misunderestimate the Alabama legislature at your own peril
http://www.leftinalabama.com/diary/11361/alabama-state-government-a-hostage-situation-where-were-the-hostages
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The Bama man can say what he wants, but that Auburn team in 2004 was the last one to “physically” whip Georgia. That team with Ronnie Brown and Carnell Williams was very, very good….. on both sides of the ball.
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The score of that game made it seem much closer than it was
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Agreed. That team would have taken both USC and OU to the woodshed.
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Nobody was beating Southern Cal that season. Nobody.
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I agree with you. I think that that USC team was along with the 2009 Alabama team and the 2001 and 2002 Miami teams the best teams of the past 15-20 years. Auburn had Campbell, Cadillac and Ronnie Brown but even with their defense they would have been unable to keep it competitive.
That win that USC had at Auburn the year before to open the season may have been held against Auburn’s 2004 team but only because it was so convincing and at the time a big upset.
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I believe Georgia would have taken that 2002 Miami team to the woodshed in the desert if given the chance. The U and tOSU were very lucky Terrence Edwards dropped that pass in Jacksonville. At the end of the year, no one wanted any part of that team especially the defense.
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honestly, even if we won that game, The U and TOSU would have gotten the nod over us in the MNC, whether fair or not.
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At the time we lost to UF, we were ahead of tOSU in one poll and right behind them in another. It would have been a coin flip, but winning the SECCG and being the only 13-0 team in the country would have pushed us over them.
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We will never know but I am thinking I would have bet Auburn. Damn good team, they got screwed no matter what the outcome would have been.
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Uhhhhhh….No. had auburn met usc in 2004, auburn would’ve gotten destroyed, Just like they had a year earlier when the Trojans opened at Jordan hare. The same fate would’ve befallen the 2006 gators had the two programs met.
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I literally thought I saw a player die on live TV when Junior “Wonderlic” Rosegreen helmeted-to-helmeted Reggie Brown (and then took his off in celebration on the field). I almost threw up right on my living room floor.
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Bless their hearts.
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