“People like to drink at football games.”

The math of selling beer at college football games is pretty simple.

In an era of seven-figure coaching salaries and demands for more resources for athletes, universities are always looking for ways to increase revenue. But college football is also eager to keep up attendance, which averaged 44,190 last season, the lowest figure since at least 2003, according to the N.C.A.A. In the era of high-definition home televisions, fan experience is the focus of many athletic directors’ offices.

In that environment, alcohol sales are a moneymaker. West Virginia’s athletic director, Shane Lyons, said last month that “approximately $500,000 a year just in beer comes back to us.”

Not only is that nothing to sneer at, it’s enough to overcome certain squeamish qualms.

“I feel like we’ve been a pilot program — people have seen it work,” West Virginia’s Lyons said, noting that Maryland and Texas had contacted West Virginia for advice before deciding to begin beer sales this fall.

Not everyone is comfortable. West Virginia’s president, E. Gordon Gee, who as a Mormon does not drink, said he was reluctant to maintain the policy when he returned to the university last year but was persuaded to do so by the Board of Governors.

“I’m sometimes conflicted about it,” he said, “because I do believe one of the main issues confronting universities is alcohol abuse — binge drinking.”

And the decision to sell beer in the stadium will have such an impact on that.  Like another policy in fact does.

At West Virginia, the introduction of general-admission alcohol sales was paired with the elimination of so-called passouts. Though the term is not a deliberate pun, passouts — which allowed fans to leave and re-enter the stadium during Mountaineers games — contributed to binge drinking in the parking lots at halftime.

“I used to park my motor home outside the stadium,” Jay Gerber, 65, said as he stood at his seat near the 50-yard line. “Was nice to come and go.”

His bathroom was probably easier to access, too.

There is a certain hypocrisy to allowing alcohol to be consumed in the well-heeled section of the stadium – one of the perks, ‘ya know – and denying it to the rest of the season ticket holders.  But buried in the article is the most hilarious defense of the practice you’ll ever see.

“Whether it’s alcohol or any other improvements,” she said, “it’s important to keep some of what people love about college and not make it a mini-N.F.L.”

Heavens to Betsy, not that!  Get thee away, demon alcohol!


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5 responses to ““People like to drink at football games.”

  1. Cousin Eddie

    “West Virginia’s president, E. Gordon Gee, who as a Mormon does not drink,” Why did I read that to say Moron? Had to re-read it because the context didn’t seem right.


  2. Mike Cooley

    I dislike these people more everyday. They know full well most of us drink at our tailgates. So it’s ok to drink outside the stadium. It’s ok for us to spend so much of our money in the bars downtown. But inside the stadium its verboten. Got it. Except of course for those sitting in the luxury section. It’s just us rabble that shouldn’t be able to buy beer in the stadium. Jerks.


    • TheNelsonPuppet

      Make more alcohol available to 96,000 likkered-up people in a confined space with inadequate security? What could go wrong with that?


  3. DawgPhan

    Didnt someone loss money selling booze at a game this season?

    also how does Gee get another job as a university president?


  4. TheNelsonPuppet

    Don Leebern approves of this idea.