Bert goes to acting school.

This is called working the refs.

And it worked!  Much to the outrage of Roll Tahd World, I’m sure.

SEC refs get suckered into all kinds of dumb calls.  Hard to see how this is any different, other than the manner of sale.

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37 responses to “Bert goes to acting school.

  1. Billy Mumphrey

    Think GM could land a coach the quality of Bert after Richt leaves?

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  2. gastr1

    This is what people like myself mean when we talk about Richt being the best possible at non-Ws and Ls kind of stuff. The COACH faked a shove to get a call, and you can bet that’s what the players are taught too. I would not wanting that sub-human coaching at my university.

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  3. fmd

    The word is “instigate”. Sad.

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  4. Puffdawg

    One of the more pathetic things I’ve ever seen.

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  5. NCDawg

    Does the SEC fine him or issue a letter of reprimand? Think they have to.

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  6. ASEF

    That’s all kinds of pathetic right there.

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  7. sUGArdaddy

    You know, when you think contextually about this, if I was Jeff Long, I might bring him into my office and fire him on the spot. I literally cannot think of another Head Coach that would do this. He’s trying to pick a fight with a 20-yr-old kid and get him in trouble with it. That shows an incredibly low sense of character. I’m not Meyer or Saban fan, but I can’t imagine they’d ever do something (or even think to). Who would? It is pathetic, as ASEF said.

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  8. SEC refs get suckered into all kinds of dumb calls … Alec Ogletree is on line 1 with a discussion about AJ McCarron.

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  9. 3rdandGrantham

    No wonder why everyone hates that guy. Absolutely pathetic.

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  10. Go Dawgs!

    Well, I guess it could be worse. Instead of just losing, we could be losing while paying a jackass who embarrasses us every week.

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  11. Gurkha Dawwg

    Where I come from, that’s what we call a cheatin’ mother fucker. By the way, my Ortho colleagues tell me Chubb’s injury is most likely a PCL injury with a Posterolateral Corner injury. That’s bad, real bad. Out at least a year and may never play again. That’s their diagnosis from afar so hopefully it’s not that bad.

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  12. Spike

    Penn Wagers approves of this ad..

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  13. Soccer dawg

    Did anyone else see Booch chase down the back judge 40 yards after he back judge did not call interference on UGA on the drive which eventually became a field goal for Ut? He was yelling and screaming at the guy. I was waiting for the unsporting conduct flag.

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    • BCDawg97

      Not sure if it was the same play, but I recall one time Jones went across the field, almost literally to the UGA sideline to get a hold of a ref.

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  14. Coondawg

    Don’t see how this Sad Sack isn’t punished for this. His joy afterward is sickening.

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  15. Puffdawg

    Bert reminds me of Farva. He just wanted a hot dog with his ten gallon purchase…

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  16. 3rdandGrantham

    My Udub friend just txt me:

    “So Sarkisian stumbles backwards, and he gets placed on leave. But Bert stumbles backwards, and he draws a 15 yard PF penalty on the other team. SEC bias at its best.”

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    • Cousin Eddie

      Sark has stumbled to the unemployment line.

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      • Macallanlover

        Sark has absolutely no control which directions he stumbles.

        Bart made a cool little move when his con went through, looked like something from the Jackie Gleason period. Might have used that step on the dance floor in Vegas when he conned that hooker into running away with him.

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    • gastr1

      Bielema is right down there with Urbz, Franklin, Kiffin, and Harbaugh in the title fight for biggest asshole in CFB– a playoff the Hogs can actually get into.

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  17. Bulldog Joe

    Goofy, but effective.

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  18. Cousin Eddie

    SEC should make him coach from the press box for the remainder of the year.

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