“Bert, you just won a big conference game, what are you going to do next?”

Talk about the mother of all Freudian slips.

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25 responses to ““Bert, you just won a big conference game, what are you going to do next?”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    Ooops a daisy

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  2. Bulldog Joe

    All I can say is Ms. Bielema must be one strong woman.

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  3. aristoggle

    At least he said his wife. For Arkanasa, that’s an improvement from hopping on the Harley … and its passenger.

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  4. JT (the other one)

    LOL!!!…just spit my coffee out again!

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  5. 92 grad

    Oy, his wife is hot. Must be nice…..

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  6. Russ

    First thing he needs to do is thank Jeff Long for that big contract because without $4mil a year, no way a guy that’s nearing 300 lbs and looks like he hasn’t shaved or showered in the last week is hopping on any woman.

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    • @gatriguy

      Pretty sure Bert would need to lose about 30 lbs to be “nearing 300”. I still kinda like the cut of his jib though. And is wife is a smokeshow…..stupid as the day is long, but smokeshow all the same.

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      • Brandon (Version 1)

        Stupid smokeshows are the best. I had one once and I had should have never let her go. The one I ended up with is far too smart, lol.

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  7. W Cobb Dawg

    He went on to say there’ll be a lot of oinking and yelling suuueee pig! And yes, his favorite movie is Deliverance.

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  8. 3rdandGrantham

    If he indeed carried through with such plans, I expect to see a Greg Hardy like controversy develop any hour now (complete with photographs showing myriad bruises on the Mrs. Bert’s body.)

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  9. Cojones

    When’s the part where he screws the plane?

    That’s as bad a faux pas as Jesse James robbing a train and in the excitement saying, “We’re gonna rob all the women and rape all the men!”. A passenger quips ,”Don’t you have that backwards, Jesse?” , whereupon, a guy jumps up, places his hands on his hips and says, “You let Jesse rob this train the way he wants!”

    Bet she put a red lantern on the porch for him.

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  10. Macallanlover

    Based on my experiences with both options Senator, his choice beats going to Disney World (which most others have chosen when that asked a similar question.)

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  11. AO

    Bless ‘er heart!

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  12. A Freudian slip is one you say one thing but mean your mother

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  13. ASEF

    Talk about taking one for the… Never mind.

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