Talk about the mother of all Freudian slips.
Filed under Bert... uh... Bret Bielema
Ooops a daisy
All I can say is Ms. Bielema must be one strong woman.
At least he said his wife. For Arkanasa, that’s an improvement from hopping on the Harley … and its passenger.
I like the first one better……
Damn you beat me to it, you guys are quick as a buncha Bama linebackers.
LOL!!!…just spit my coffee out again!
Oy, his wife is hot. Must be nice…..
First thing he needs to do is thank Jeff Long for that big contract because without $4mil a year, no way a guy that’s nearing 300 lbs and looks like he hasn’t shaved or showered in the last week is hopping on any woman.
Pretty sure Bert would need to lose about 30 lbs to be “nearing 300”. I still kinda like the cut of his jib though. And is wife is a smokeshow…..stupid as the day is long, but smokeshow all the same.
Stupid smokeshows are the best. I had one once and I had should have never let her go. The one I ended up with is far too smart, lol.
He went on to say there’ll be a lot of oinking and yelling suuueee pig! And yes, his favorite movie is Deliverance.
That’s jist Arkansaw foreplay.
The Hawg nose is an upgrade.
My wife @jenbielema is getting ready for #gameday #NeverYield http://t.co/gS2q0uUbFp— Bret Bielema (@BretBielema) August 26, 2013
She work hard for her money
Cosplay karma ain’t funny
She put her snout to the grindstone
Leave Mrs. Bert alone
Or you can’t have any pudding
If he indeed carried through with such plans, I expect to see a Greg Hardy like controversy develop any hour now (complete with photographs showing myriad bruises on the Mrs. Bert’s body.)
When’s the part where he screws the plane?
That’s as bad a faux pas as Jesse James robbing a train and in the excitement saying, “We’re gonna rob all the women and rape all the men!”. A passenger quips ,”Don’t you have that backwards, Jesse?” , whereupon, a guy jumps up, places his hands on his hips and says, “You let Jesse rob this train the way he wants!”
Bet she put a red lantern on the porch for him.
Brings another meaning to the phrase “pay for play”, huh?
Based on my experiences with both options Senator, his choice beats going to Disney World (which most others have chosen when that asked a similar question.)
You’ve hopped on his wife? Sweet!
Worst I have ever….never mind.
Bless ‘er heart!
A Freudian slip is one you say one thing but mean your mother
Talk about taking one for the… Never mind.
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