Dude, you can keep changing your handle, your email address or whatever else. There aren’t enough places in the world with WiFi to prevent me from banning your ass every time you show up with cherry picked stats and the same lame arguments you’ve been making for months now.
Do us both a favor, go home to your mama’s basement and take up another hobby. I hear porn is nice.
Get The Picture 
Wow! That’s some serious trolling to get a front page response from the Senator! LOL
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You would not believe the number of times this guy tries to comment.
He’s the most indefatigable troll I’ve ever dealt with. And that’s saying something.
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You sure it’s not Thomas Brown?
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Thomas is way more creative than this guy. He also has a genuine passion for the program.
The only thing this guy cares about is irritating me and the readership.
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Huh. I always thought he and TB were the same person. Whoever he is, he’s an amazingly persistent troll.
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Same here, BR. I’m guessing the Senator is referring to the guy who posted as “RedPorsche” yesterday on the “About the Offense” post. That guy is easy to pick out as he will reply to just about every comment on any thread that is about the quarterbacks in some way or another.
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He also likes to do bizarre statistical analysis abut the offense vs. the defense. I can’t remember all his handles. There’s lots though.
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Yep. Off the top of my head, he’s been redporsche, 69chevy, soccerjones, Plovey, and rubberbandman. If he isn’t Thomas Brown, then he’s got to be from the TB trolling tree. I was really surprised that he was conspicuously absent during last weeks meltdown. Guess he thought he couldnt top the carnage that was already happening. What’s more irritating to me is the number of regular posters that engaged this assclown yesterday.
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So kudos to Thomas Brown then? Lol. Nice. This guy must be a real fuckstick.
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“The only thing this guy cares about is irritating me and the readership.”
I realized far too late that I was likely falling for a troll and not just arguing with a moron. Thank you for saving me from myself, Senator.
I have commented here for several years and always used the same name (my name) and same email (my school/work email). I figured that level of consistency has probably helped on the rare occasion where I’ve gotten into it with someone.
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Wow.
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I’ll bet you have to deal with some doozies, Senator.
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Somebody is going to print this and put it on his Momma’s fridge like he did in Kindergarten.
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Dang. You caught me.
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Go and sin no more, my son. 😉
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Did he go by RedPorsche for a bit?
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One of many handles…
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Awesome.
And thank you sir for your tireless efforts on the blog. Best in the business and we all appreciate your work.
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Ah! Yeah, that guy. Sure it’s not some kind of ‘bot?
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It’s the Russians, they hate us for our free football blogs more than anything.
http://kioski.yle.fi/omat/my-year-as-a-pro-russia-troll-magnet
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I think he’s ISIS….. or Osama’s son perhaps ?
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At least he has good taste in cars
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And car colors.
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The only handle he skipped (and should have had) was “Mrs. Lambert”.
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What if it’s Brian Schottenheimer? lol
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Then he’s got way too much time on his hands. 🙂
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No, no free time this week. He and Richt are busy devising a brand-new offensive scheme they’re calling “War Dawg.”
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Does it have missles and Don Cheadle in it?
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They tried putting Reggie Davis in a Don Cheadle/”War Dawg” suit with missles, but he shot himself in the foot.
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And, as an aside, I watched Ocean’s Eleven for the first time in years a few nights ago and re-discovered that Don Cheadle is one of the best parts of that movie.
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“Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the [Dawgs] of war..”
Shakespeare- Julius Ceasar
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“Cry “Havoc”, and let slip the hogs of war…”
Sterling Archer
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“When life gives you conflict, drone it.”
D. Lawson
http://warontherocks.com/2013/09/the-winners-the-american-way-of-war-in-25-words-or-less/
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Given the utter lack of creativity & variety in the playbook for most of the games this year, do you doubt it?
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More likely Marty.
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I’m sorry, Senator. I should be at practice right now
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I guess it’s not me. Whew.
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I believe it’s someone who is in a…ahhh…supervised situation that is not as strictly controlled on Sundays as other times. Seems to be when most of the attacks come. Actually very sad if true.
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Working on Sundays he demolished his GTP trolling career a lot sooner than fifty-five years and one month
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Ok, if this post goes up….I’ll know it is not me, although I can’t keep track of one handle sometimes, but….
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Oh goody.
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Can confirm. Porn is nice.
Source: personal experience
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Heard that. Man, if the HS and college girls in the 60s had been able to access training films……
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You mean the guys didn’t need to? 😉
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Perhaps some technique work but I think we males were all born to be “all in” in that age range. Girls needed some “spirits” or coaxing, but unlimited access to porn could have replaced those. .
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“…unlimited porn…” ya think Mac? LOl. Girls will be girls and boys will be boys. I’ve enjoyed meeting a lot of young ladies from HS through undergrad that accompanied my sons and their buddies. It was pretty interesting. Girls are nothing like guys. I did hear a few stories about the “crotch grabber gals”. Kids. Growing up .
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/billion-wicked-thoughts/201401/what-kind-porn-do-women-the-most
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Lol! That’s why I’m pretty much done with comments. Over on the 247 board this would be considered a “personal attack”. Bunch of whiny ass pussies and complete moronic trolls.
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Man you aren’t kidding. That place is a steaming pile of idiocy. You can easily tell that 95% of the regulars never matriculated anywhere, much less at UGA. I lurk there occasionally because you can usually get some good info from Mansell and Rowe, but the three or four regulars that seem to dominate the posts are really, really dumb individuals. Senator, I pray you never consider an upvote-downvote feature. That place is like a bunch of 11 year old girls having a twitter fight.
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I’ve never understood the attraction of spending that much time to annoy someone. There are so many better uses of Internet time, starting with the Senator’s suggestion
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Yep. Been a bummer year for our Dawgs. Posting has been pretty rigorous here and trolling off the charts.
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Porn IS nice! It’s all that’s getting me through the 2015 football season.
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We’re certainly all out of dawg porn in 2015. Spring practice isn’t too far off. We can read about the 68 yard bullets Eason throws off his back foot that are so catch-able they literally cannot drop them in spite of themselves soon enough.
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I love the smell of smackdowns in the morning. They smell like….victory
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There are some really, really weird people on here with no lives whatsoever. I mean, they are clearly disturbed, and aren’t someone you’d want as a neighbor or dating a relative of yours.
I most get a kick out the ones who continually attach Senator for his wide ranging views which unchecked emotion. Don’t these people realize its merely a blog that doesn’t cost a thing to read or participate on? Yet, you’d think Senator, using a barrel of a gun, was forcing them to pay $50 monthly just to read his blog and accept all of his viewpoints as well for good measure.
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You mean I don’t HAVE to pay the $50/month!?
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I used a Groupon and got half off.
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“Half off” what? Certainly not your comments because they have been all “On”. Sorry that I didn’t read them all during the soiree that’s been going on for the last 4 weeks.
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You’ve been wise to slow things down. It used to be fun to whistle and watch some of them come drooling like Pavlov’s dogs. Now it’s just tedious.
Can’t stand your politics old man, but would still love to have that beer and watch a game together. Be well.
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