“As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

It’s Thanksgiving.  This is GTP.  You know what that means.

That never, ever gets old.

Enjoy your blessings, folks.  You never know when you might not have any to appreciate.  And thanks to my family, friends and you readers.  I’m sure glad you’re around to appreciate.



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21 responses to ““As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.”

  1. Timphd

    Happy Thanksgiving Senator! WKRP was a grossly underrated show. That clip is an all timer too.


  2. Thanks for all you do Senator. Happy Thanksgiving!


  3. Spike

    Have a Happy Thanksgiving Senator and to all the commenters!


  4. Tronan

    I’m always thankful for this blog.


  5. Uglydawg

    Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on GTP and thanks to Bluto for giving us this place to converse! Thanking God for all of my blessings today, esp. Ms. Prettydawg and my family.


  6. Ole Dokes

    Thank you sir for all of your hard work & dedication to Georgia Football. You are the voice of reason amongst whisperers & fools. Happy Thanksgiving to you & your family & the Bulldog Nation! Now let’s GATA tomorrow around dinner time!


  7. skeeterdawg

    Happy Thanksgiving Dawg Nation. That was a great episode, remember watching it as a kid.


  8. Mary Kate Danaher

    Happy Thanksgiving, Senator and fellow Dawgs. Agree or disagree, this is a pretty fun spot to hang out.


  9. Happy Thanksgiving, Dawgs.

    Thankful for the Senator’s efforts here.

    Hope your day is filled with peace and contentment,



  10. DavetheDawg

    Bailey Quarters was hot.


  11. Debby Balcer

    Happy Thanksgiving! Love that clip it never gets old.


  12. Red Cup

    I am thankful for you Senator. Happy Thanksgiving


  13. Cosmic Dawg

    Happy Thanksgiving, Senator – appreciate all you do.


  14. sniffer

    We are Georgians, Southern and American. We are alumni, supporters and fans of the greatest university anywhere. No one is shooting at us today, we move with nearly total freedom. We are the most generous people on earth. We will feast on delights unknown to most cultures. Sweet tea could bring peace to nations if served to world leaders on the porch of a cabin above Dillard.

    We are Georgia.

    We are blessed beyond what we deserve.


  15. Just in case anyone is wondering about this…wild turkeys are excellent fliers. They can get airborne horizontally or vertically and fly almost as fast as a goose. Any turkey hunter can attest to this…just sayin’


    • Cojones

      It’s just that pen-raised turkeys have their wing feathers clipped so that they won’t fly out of the pen. If you launch them from a helicopter you will see wild flapping trying to get air underneath so that they may fly up and into the rotors. Their lives were prolonged by seconds when they made sure they didn’t fly up and into the rotor.

      &@$#%!@ lazy turkeys! Dumbass parents and kids should have had the frozen turkeys dropped on them as originally planned. They just couldn’t get them defrosted in time.

      We are playing the survivor turkeys this weekend. Sic’em Dawgs!


  16. doofusdawg

    Happy Thanksgiving Dawgs! Oh the humanity.


  17. One of tthe funniest bits of all time. If you remember Quixie in Dixie you recall how plausible this might have been to their staff. Thanks for the laugh, and happy turkey day to all.