A day late and $795000 short

Harvey Updyke’s not doing too well with those restitution payments to Auburn.

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19 responses to “A day late and $795000 short

  1. Dog in Fla

    No man can serve two masters.

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  2. AthensHomerDawg

    Roll tide

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  3. Bulldog Joe

    Only 331 years of payments to go.

    Barner math.

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  4. DavetheDawg

    I hope someone is keeping an eye on our hedges.

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  5. PTC DAWG

    Seems to me that being forced to do manual labor on the side of the road in Alabama picking up trash would be a harsher penalty. Hundred Bucks a month? And apparently they don’t care if he pays that. What a joke.

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    • Doggoned

      What is the state supposed to do to the guy? He’s served time in jail already. He could go back to jail, but I would guess he’s not exactly a candidate for a job that might pay enough to give any hope of paying off nearly $800,000.

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  6. lakedawg

    Only in Alabammer.

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  7. AusDawg85

    Crowdfund and guarantee he’d have the money raised in a week.

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  8. Go Dawgs!

    What he did was despicable. He’s clearly a sad sack with nothing good in his life, and he thought poisoning the trees in the name of ‘Bama would make him a hero and give him something good. Instead, he’s infamous and vile, hated by most who know his name and many even of his own fellow Crimson Tide fans. He’s a punchline for the rest of his life. And now the world knows that he’s a deadbeat.

    I find that I pity him.

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  9. Finebaum should make these monthly payments as a royalty fee for Updyke.

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  10. Spike

    All that money for a couple oak trees? Sheesh..

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