What’s the over/under on the number of times Uncle Verne and Gary discuss Georgia, Kirby Smart and Mark Richt during the SECCG broadcast tomorrow?
What’s the over/under on the number of times Uncle Verne and Gary discuss Georgia, Kirby Smart and Mark Richt during the SECCG broadcast tomorrow?
Filed under Georgia Football, Media Punditry/Foibles, SEC Football
“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
If its a drinking game… take the under… under the table that is.
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Right on. You will wake up from that game Tuesday. In the hospital.
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I will bet it will be 1 or less.
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Only if it a tight game as half-time approaches. Then the meme will become “how big of a distraction has it been for Alabama this week with all the Smart news swirling around?”
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By the middle of the second quarter, if things go well, all they will have to talk about is coaching changes, and how well our new coach’s defense is ripping the baddoodly outa them Gators.
Roll Tide.
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I named one of our manhattan variations the Roll Tide: 3 oz. Woodford Reserve, 1/2 oz. Cocchi vermouth, cherry bitters. Stir, strain into cocktail glass with 2 Luxardo cherries.
I’ll be drinking one on Saturday.
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I figured the Roll Tide would have something to do with drinking out of a glass with a set of dentures in it.
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What does an Alabama girl say after one of those and sex?
Git up Daddy! Yer squishin’ mah cigarettes!
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That sounds pretty good. Make me one while you’re at it.
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Probably more than what’s happening in the game, especially if it turns out to be a boring one, whatever boring game means.
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Depends. How well does Alabama’s defense play? If they are dominant there will be a couple of “Kirby hopes to bring…” or “Georgia hopes Kirby will bring…” so not too many.
If Alabama struggles to stop Florida: “Verne you’ve gotta wonder how much all of this Georgia talk has blah, blah, blah.” “Nick is wondering whether this distraction blah blah blah” so it would be non-stop.
There will be one “for” or “against” or totally gutless comment on the decision itself and how it was made. That’s a given. Because of what Saban said about it, my guess is that they will stick their heads firmly up Nick’s ass and question it. Can’t wait to completely ignore whatever they are saying should I even be watching. I wish you had an option of just ambient noise,
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“should I even be watching”
That’s exactly where I am. We have a Christmas event at our kids’ school, so I doubt I’ll watch a minute of it.
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So what we need is for Bama to be UF (because UF sucks) but to struggle enough defensively for Saban to decide that Smart is a distraction and go ahead and cut him loose before the playoffs.
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Ask the bottle.
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Aight!
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21, though if Alabama plays poorly, it’ll be off the charts.
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I’ll buy a fifth of Woodford Reserve just for myself; one shot for each mention of Richt, one shot for each mention of Pruitt, a half shot for amention of Schott, and a double for each mention of “new defensive coordinator.” Please send EMS to 1500 City Drive, Dalton Ga. before half time.
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Redleg!
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(Verne): “Georgia are fans are certainly excited about Colby Smart coming on board.”
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Excellent, sir…sublime. There.
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Nailed it.
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I just want to hear Danielson wax poetic about UGA’s bright future with Smart. I do enjoy / need my Dawg porn. It will be even better knowing all those recruits will be listening.
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Just think of how much press it’ll get during the playoff.
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Don’t count on it.
Gary is going to be distracted if Tim Tebow is in the building.
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Hope Gary tells Verne about it before kickoff.
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“And Train Harris for ANOTHER touchdown, my Goodness! What has happened to Corky Smart’s defense?”
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Probably less than last week’s Cam is here / fluke field goal play / fluke pass play.
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O/u 5.5
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Oh Jesus…I just realized…are we supposed to pull for the Bama D not to make us look like complete dunderheads?
This shit is all very confusing.
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This.
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It’s been a very, errrr, strange week.
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I will have it muted so I will never know.
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I think this is part of the reason Kirby is going to coach in the playoff. It’ll be a huge story, and he/uga will get more national press and help with recruiting than ever before for free.
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I remember the last week in December 2000 when the Dawg message boards were saying the same thing about how often the young FSU OC coaching in the BCS Championship game would be referenced as UGA’S new coach. I watched the game and no one mentioned that Richt was going to UGA. That is why I don’t expect much comment on CBS.
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Yeah, but what about all “those people” in the control truck….”They” are really in charge, ya know?
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