“There’s risk in life. There’s risk in sitting on the couch.”

Too bad the NCAA can’t afford Roger Goodell.

Then again, if he ever fell off a couch and suffered CTE as a result, he wouldn’t be much good to anybody.

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5 responses to ““There’s risk in life. There’s risk in sitting on the couch.”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    “if he ever fell off a couch and suffered CTE as a result, he wouldn’t be much good to anybody”
    If he ever fell off a couch and suffered CTE, who could tell the difference.

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  2. If the negative GTP posters ever fell of a couch and suffered CTE, they will all be positive thinkers, LOL.

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  3. Ben

    Shorter Goodell: y’all keep this up and I’ll move the whole deal to Mexico.

    This guy is like Reagan ignoring the AIDS crisis or Obama ignoring the (insert current fear here) crisis.

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  4. Steve

    I doubt Goodell will suffer from classic CTE….He may, however, already be demonstrating symptoms of advanced HUA….AKA head up Pete Rozelle’s ass for prolonged periods. This results in a love of rank, satanic odors and half digested Mexican corn tacos. The damage is hypoxic and permanent and makes patients blurt out incompressible iambic pentameter with a rap tapper…..Couch…Ouch.

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