February 29, 2016 · 7:14 AM

Delta is ready when Jim Harbaugh is.

So which Southern idiot suggests a boycott of – or urges SEC schools to re-evaluate their usage of – the Atlanta-based airline first?

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18 responses to “Delta is ready when Jim Harbaugh is.”

  1. ericdawg
    February 29, 2016 at 7:50 AM

    Delta is the mole of Kirby. Video and audio recordings all over the plane. LOL.

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  2. QuoteLight Dashboards
    February 29, 2016 at 8:40 AM

    Florida should just tax the snot out of Harbaugh’s coaches for the time they are in Florida.

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  3. Normaltown Mike
    February 29, 2016 at 8:41 AM

    I just love it that the royal elite program of the Big 10 is so superior to the SEC that the new coach is tripping over himself to brand the school to kids in SEC country.

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    • 3rdandGrantham
      February 29, 2016 at 8:47 AM

      It’s a very smart move on his part. After all, the southeast is where many of the top athletes come from. I don’t see it being hypocritical at all.

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  4. Go Dawgs!
    February 29, 2016 at 9:00 AM

    No offense intended, Senator, but I think you’re the first person I’ve seen suggest such a thing, even though you’re not actually suggesting it… šŸ˜‰

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  5. ASEF
    February 29, 2016 at 10:44 AM

    So, they land in Hartsfield and disembark at E-31. The big board says their connector is B-34. They get to B-34 only to find the gate has been moved to D-4. After sprinting to D-4, they find out their plane has been delayed for an unspecified mechanical deficiency and to expect an update in 2 hours. The players disperse and return in 1 hour, just to be careful – and find out their plane departed B-11 only moments ago.

    That’s how Delta puts an end to this nonsense.

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    • 3rdandGrantham
      February 29, 2016 at 11:01 AM

      And those who were smart or lucky enough to find themselves at B-11 for the flight, with exit row isle seating (say, 14C) secured 8 weeks ago, their sudden new seat assignment is a middle seat in the very back of the plane; boarding zone 8.

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      • ASEF
        February 29, 2016 at 4:15 PM

        Next to the loo with the faulty ventilation system. With the steward who glares at you for requesting your complimentary 6 ounces of water sans ice.

        Your turn.

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    • Timphd
      February 29, 2016 at 11:58 AM

      This is how all my flights go. Is it different for some of you?

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      • ASEF
        February 29, 2016 at 4:20 PM

        My favorite trips are the ones where they know you are sprinting from your late connector but back the plane up 5 feet anyway to check their “on time departure” box, meaning you get to sit there watching your plane waiting for taxi instructions while customer service prints out meal vouchers for restaurants already closed and books you at the Red Roof, which is out of non-smoking rooms, and rebooks you for 5:45 the next morning.

        Good times.

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  6. Steve
    February 29, 2016 at 12:29 PM

    Those pictures…..They got on the wrong plane, didn’t they? Wasn’t the ‘Hangover’ about Vegas not Florida?

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  7. BMan
    February 29, 2016 at 12:54 PM

    Did they leave seat 37F open for Corch in case he wanted to come along?

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