April 4, 2016 · 2:53 PM

BREAKING: Dawg Porn!

Per Dawgs247:  “Georgia’s first scrimmage of the Kirby Smart era is in the books and according to the buzz surrounding it, freshman quarterback Jacob Eason turned some heads with his performance.”

Buzz!  Turned some heads!

Cold shower time, people.

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14 responses to “BREAKING: Dawg Porn!”

  1. Twistification
    April 4, 2016 at 2:56 PM

    How will we REALLY know until we get the scrimmage stats 90 days from now???
    However I am going to conclude that you definitely put him in front of Murray in the depth chart at this point. No brainer in my book.

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  2. Bryan M. (not McClendon)
    April 4, 2016 at 3:16 PM

    I mean, I generally have to turn my head to watch a pass sail from any direction thrown by any QB

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  3. Sax
    April 4, 2016 at 3:38 PM

    This is just what i was told, and my source has always been reliable–he was able to name and identify several of Herschel’s alternate personalities before they were outed in Psychology Today–but he said that at the Saturday scrimmage, Kirby had the strongest guys on the team carry a huge anvil out to midfield. It had a football sunk into it. Ramsey couldn’t pull it out. Lambert stepped up, and he couldn’t pull it out. Then #10 walked up, pulled out the ball, and threw it 80 yards on a laser path to Terry Godwin in the upper deck. Hear me now and believe me later.

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  4. Derek
    April 4, 2016 at 3:45 PM

    Locker room buzz about freshman is such bs and I can prove it. Remember when Todd Gurley was a freshman and during summer camp players were comparing him to Trent Richardson? That was a bunch of bs. Todd is a lot better than Trent Richardson.

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  5. PTC DAWG
    April 4, 2016 at 4:02 PM

    Buck spoke pretty highly of Eason on the radio today…

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    • Dylan Dreyer's Booty
      April 4, 2016 at 9:30 PM

      I heard what he said, and it was hopeful, but not ridiculously ecstatic. What I took away was that while Eason has talent, it’s also clear that he’s not ready for the speed of the college game – especially the SEC game. Had a much slower release than either Lambert or Ramsey, threw off his back foot (don’t all the guys with arm cannons do that?) and stuff like that. The good news it’s all correctable with practice. Hopefully.

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  6. merk
    April 4, 2016 at 4:30 PM

    I heard Lambert is the starter and at the moment Eason and Ramsey are battling for who will be the starting punter.

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  7. Prosticutor
    April 4, 2016 at 5:11 PM

    Well, that is what happens when you throw 5 feet behind the receiver. Snicker

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  8. Bulldog Joe
    April 4, 2016 at 10:22 PM

    It didn’t say whether those heads turned TOWARD the field or AWAY from it.

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  9. AusDawg85
    April 5, 2016 at 12:00 AM

    What the hell is the tech mascot doing at our scrimmage? Mark Richt never let that happen.

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  10. J.G.
    April 5, 2016 at 10:01 PM

    You don’t need sources when you’ve got “the buzz.”

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