Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, son.

As farewells go, this is pretty much the textbook definition of perfunctory.

Translation:  of all the assistant coaches I’ve known, he’s certainly one of them… although ask me in a couple of years, and I may not even be able to say I really knew him.

Now if you’ll excuse Nick, he has to go wash his hands of the whole thing.  May be a while.


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14 responses to “Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, son.

  1. Bulldog Joe



  2. DawgPhan

    I really would want to hire this guy if we could.


    • Not if the NCAA hits him with a show cause order.


      • DawgPhan

        agreed…but they havent yet and we could still bring the guy in as a consultant, de-brief him and cut a check.

        sort of like belichick bringing in guys cut from the Jets to be on the practice squad the week before the pats play the jets.

        If he gets the show cause, just cut him and move along.


        • Kirby was sitting in meetings (I presume) with this clown less than six months ago. What is he supposed to glean that he didn’t already know after years of working over there?


  3. CannonDawg

    Coach Petrino on line 1. Coach Freeze on line 2. Coach Malzhan is on the front porch.


  4. Noonan

    The SEC West is dirtier than the restroom of a rural gas station owned by Indians.


    • Jared S.

      With all due respect:

      I’m on the road a lot for work. Travel around 30-35K miles a year all across much of what we call the “Delmarva Peninsula”. A very rural area encompassing Southern Delaware, the Eastern Shore of Maryland, and the Eastern Shore of Virginia – – – – think corn fields and chicken houses.

      There’s a chain of convenience stores/gas stations called Royal Farms which are very popular and successful in our area. I’ve been in at least 20 of them. And they are – by far – the filthiest, most disgusting public restrooms I’ve ever been in in my life. And they are owned by John Kemp, a white dude (see below).


  5. RugbyDawg79

    Noonan that even made my wife laugh


  6. Lrgk9

    Saban lost control of recruiting details?

    Dude gotta fall on his own sword.