“One thing I always tell players is that there are three bad things: Nothing good happens after midnight, nothing good happens when you’re around guns unless you’re going hunting, and you don’t want to mess around with women that you don’t know because a lot of times bad things happen…”
It’s hard to argue with any of that. Although I wish he would have added something about never starting a land war in Asia.
Get The Picture 
Did you see Mr. Conventional Wisdom’s on the mutha?
“We in the media and in the public don’t have all the facts, so we should not rush to judgment on what should eventually happen. ”
http://gridironnow.com/alabama-cam-robinson-arrest-poor-judgement/
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Great song and great line! Went and read the lyrics…”We’re gonna give an exhibition, We’re gonna talk and cause suspiciion” Plays well for Ole Miss too!
So Alabama gets Barnhart for an apologist, and UGA gets Herbstreit..
I personally find it hard to imagine that this was CR’s first indescretion. It’s just the first time he has been nailed by someone who wouldn’t cover for him. A grown man with that much college football, college life, etc. under his belt doesn’t just all of a sudden do something this stupid.
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Best version I’ve ever found –
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but only slightly less well-known is this: “Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line”!
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Love the Princess Bride references. A truly great movie.
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+1
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And from the “drunken fatherly advice” files, from Outside Providence, comes this gem:
“Makin’ sex, is like Chinese dinner…it’s not over until you both get your cookies. Remember I said that.”
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Don’t spit into the wind, don’t tread on Superman’s cape and don’t mess around with Nick
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We all know if this had happened in Tuscaloosa, a police officer would be writing a private letter of apology to these gentlemen.
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“If I’m ever gonna sleep around on Miss Terry. It’s gonna be with Hillary fucking Rodham Clinton.”
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Miss Terry would have to be really, really nasty.
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I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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Wonder if he ever imparted that wisdom to Kristin? You know, like drinking after midnight and staying off of social media?
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