June 9, 2016 · 4:31 PM

Now he belongs to the ages.

No surprise here.

My only question is what’s left to be named after the GPOOE™?

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29 responses to “Now he belongs to the ages.”

  1. Billy Mumphrey
    June 9, 2016 at 4:34 PM

    How far is that from the Huntley Johnson holding cell?

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  2. Dylan Dreyer's Booty
    June 9, 2016 at 4:36 PM

    A chapel for the team? The circumcision ward at Shands? There’s all kinds of possibilities.

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  3. Reservoir Dawg
    June 9, 2016 at 4:44 PM

    Somebody beat us to it.

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  4. Bulldog Joe
    June 9, 2016 at 4:57 PM

    The Tim Tebow Everbank Field, of course.

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  5. Athens Dog
    June 9, 2016 at 5:31 PM

    I had to go back to lexicon to recall specifics. It’s been a while since you made fun of tebow……….too long!

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  6. W Cobb Dawg
    June 9, 2016 at 5:35 PM

    There’s Something About Timmy….

    Haven’t heard much from the GPOOE™ lately. I was up late one night and thought I saw him on QVC doing a testimonial for corch’s hand-made hair gel. He started sobbing uncontrollably (again) when nobody called in.

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  7. Macallanlover
    June 9, 2016 at 6:01 PM

    That was the right thing to do given his playing and coaching career in Gainesville. Guess they had to hurry before SC beat them to it to honor…oh, wait…

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  8. Bob
    June 9, 2016 at 6:34 PM

    Meanwhile Vince Dooley continues to be ignored in Athens.

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    • JCDAWG83
      June 9, 2016 at 8:11 PM

      We should honor Herschel before we honor Vince. Without Herschel, Vince would have been a career 7-4 coach.

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      • Bob
        June 10, 2016 at 7:33 AM

        Got it. Without Glavine, Maddux and Smotz the Braves are the Braves of th 80s. And nothing says we shouldn’t honor Herschel. Vince is the guy who got Herschel.

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        • AthensHomerDawg
          June 10, 2016 at 8:55 AM

          “Vince is the guy…”
          Let’s show Mike Cavan a little love here. And to the the alumnus that gave Mike a place to stay for all those months.

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        • JCDAWG83
          June 10, 2016 at 10:44 AM

          Braves are an excellent example. If they want to put up another statue, it should be Schuerholz, not Bobby Cox. Take out the 3 Herschel years and Vince averages 7 wins a season, has 3 SEC championships in 22 years and no national championship, not exactly naming the field or stadium numbers.

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    • Dylan Dreyer's Booty
      June 9, 2016 at 10:56 PM

      Ignored? He has a massive statue on Lumpkin near B-M.

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      • eethomaswfnc
        June 10, 2016 at 1:39 PM

        About as far away from Sanford Stadium as Michael Adams could get it … It’s a joke that he doesn’t have something in the stadium that honors him – like Dooley Field

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  9. scrambledawg
    June 9, 2016 at 6:59 PM

    Corch Myers isn’t going to be left out, y’all. Expect an announcement soon that their new IPF is going to be called the Felon Dome in honor of Corch’s great work there.

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  10. sectionzalum
    June 9, 2016 at 9:09 PM

    Somewhere, Lincoln weeps.

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  11. stephendebaun
    June 9, 2016 at 9:43 PM

    We should call it “The Old Ball Sawmp”

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  12. OdontoDawg
    June 10, 2016 at 12:06 AM

    The Tebow Turf of Steve Spurrier Field at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium. That’s the only way I can reconcile it.

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  13. Hobnail_Boot
    June 10, 2016 at 12:08 AM

    Combine the field’s 2 names into 1: “Swamp Ass”.

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  14. Ralphes
    June 10, 2016 at 8:00 AM

    Tebow Parking Lot at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium would be appropriate.

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  15. McTyre
    June 10, 2016 at 8:33 AM

    Tebow He is Risen Fountain: kneeling Tebow bronze from which real tears flow and make academic or legal scofflaws eligible again.

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  16. Irwin R. Fletcher
    June 10, 2016 at 10:01 AM

    Over under on how many cracks at Tennessee and Georgia he gets in during the pregame ceremony? The line has to be 4 and a hook, right?

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  17. Bulldog Joe
    June 10, 2016 at 11:21 AM

    So Florida’s turf will be good for only half the season.

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  18. AthensHomerDawg
    June 10, 2016 at 1:18 PM

    Mark Richt Field at Bobby Dodd Stadium was always a source of irritation to my Tech bro in law. 🙂

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  19. AthensHomerDawg
    June 10, 2016 at 1:24 PM

    Greg Mcgarity Restrooms and Concessions?

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