‘Coach, they’re not going to do anything to you. It’s your son they’re after.’

According to Eric Berry, Monte Kiffin was so worried about his personal safety after Junior bailed on Tennessee that he wouldn’t leave his office until all the fires that had been set on campus were put out.

“Wow, that’s a really neat idea.”

No, it’s not… but when you’re gonna combine division play with round robin scheduling, I don’t suppose it really matters.