If goofy college mascots don’t parade, the terrorists win.

Make what you will of this.


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22 responses to “If goofy college mascots don’t parade, the terrorists win.

  1. Argondawg

    E’ Tu Brutus?

  2. I can think of no better venue for Brutus than a Pride Parade. But if he can’t go, maybe they’ll send Tiny Tears, the GPOOE™, Corch’s new hype man.

    • 202dawg

      Because a gay pride parade is an awful place to be? Got it.

      • The Bruce

        For certain types of fundamentalist Christians? Probably.

      • Napoleon BonerFart

        Looks like family fun.

        • 202dawg

          Those people don’t represent all gays any more than racists represent all Republicans.

          • Normaltown Mike


            Just because Democrats lynched blacks doesn’t mean ALL Democrats lynched blacks. Just some.

            • 202dawg

              And don’t forget the parties have switched roles in the last 50+ years.

              • Napoleon BonerFart

                Exactly. Ben Carson is an Uncle Tom and anybody who disagrees is a racist.

              • Normaltown Mike

                So how many lynchings have occurred since that switch?

                Not sure about your math anyway.

                Georgia elected it’s first GOP Governor since Reconstruction in 2002. Switch of control of the General Assembly and Senate from D to R occurred in 2004.

                So by my count the parties switched roles 12 years ago, which is less than 50.

          • Napoleon BonerFart

            True. But the post was about Pride parades. Those are pictures from Pride parades.

  3. Der Hound

    That’s just nuts.

  4. Hogbody Spradlin

    I ain’t gonna touch that with a ten foot pole.

  5. hassan

    I strongly believe that Brutus faces a more serious security threat during the Michigan game than at the Pride Parade.

  6. Walt

    Why isn’t Tebow marching? I guess because he’s still closeted.

  7. Macallanlover

    You mean the terrorists aren’t winning? Gotcha. But if this means more people won’t like ohio and Corch, I am in favor of this announcement. Could care less about this, or other “cause” parades but Brutus wouldn’t be welcome in one I was having, or supporting, anyway.

  8. The world as written in the Revelation may indeed be ending.