Denial in a baseball cap

Oy, dude.

Remind me why you got your ass fired, again.

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22 responses to “Denial in a baseball cap

  1. Billy Mumphrey

    I’ll say it again: he will never be a head coach again.

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  2. Borodawg

    Never. That’s an awfully long time.

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  3. BulldogGemes

    I don’t know anyone that can truthfully make that statement

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  4. Spike

    Bobby Petrino come to mind?

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    • Dolly Llama

      And Petrino is still coaching, competitively. Yeah, Briles is Petrino 2.0. Briles will land somewhere and probably do reasonably well, just as Petrino has.

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  5. John

    Briles to Auburn in 2017 after Gus Malzahn gets fired. Second chances for everyone!

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  6. ASEF

    I tend to agree with Billy.

    Petrino was a personal failing. He made very public gestures of contrition. Yes, it was mostly for show, but adultery is something people can forgive if you make the right noises.

    Briles’ actions were more callous and calculated. They were repeated. He’s being belligerent rather than contrite.

    An AD would be putting his job on the line to hire him and exposing his or her program to a firestorm of bad press and negative recruiting. And what he left behind in Baylor is going to smolder awhile.

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  7. terrible analogy

    Art’s dog impregnated the neighbor’s poodle and he got his vet to say the mangy stray is to blame.

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  8. Cousin Eddie

    Technically he is correct, he just turned a blind eye and allowed others to do it with no consequences or repercussions.

    If he keeps saying it enough the news media will believe him and start calling for him to be re-hired.

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  9. Hogbody Spradlin

    And he’s never done anything fattening either.

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  10. TMC DAWG

    If I was an AD, I would not touch this guy with a 10 foot pole.

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  11. Bright Idea

    I won’t say never but its gonna’ at least be until the next nationwide college campus moral failing epidemic occurs before this one is forgotten. Briles will likely have company before then too.

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  12. South FL Dawg

    He’s lucky all he lost is his job.

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  13. Russ

    All in.

    He’ll fit right in on the Plains.

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  14. B-UGA

    He’ll be coaching the Ti-gles at the Barn soon enough. They may even hire him after they start 0-4 at home in September. 2nd Chance U!…He’ll do way better at the Barn. They have had years of experience perfecting the cheating craft. They’ll make sure to show him the ropes.

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