You might be a dick if…

you call a two-point conversion play after your team’s fourth touchdown when the other team has accounted for minus-16 yards of offense.

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40 responses to “You might be a dick if…

  1. heyberto

    I swear to god, He and Urban are perfect for each other in that conference. I hope Harbaugh has a good enough team just so he can talk some smack to ole’ Urb and back it up.

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  2. gastr1

    I always enjoyed Harbaugh sticking his assholery in Pete Carroll’s face. It’s about the only way I could tolerate it, though. Hopefully he and Urbz, as heyberto said, provide us with an epic Douchebaggery Bowl when their teams meet each year.

    Those two really take the cake.

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  3. DC Weez

    Damn, that is downright Spurrieresque.

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    • heyberto

      I haven’t decided if Harbaugh is more Spurrier or Urban. Spurrier always had a little tongue in cheek quality and colorfulness to his trash talk. Urban was just a straight up dick.

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      • gastr1

        Harbaugh is more Spurrier because snark is part of his vocabulary, but there’s always a nasty aggressiveness to his act that makes it harder to laugh at, IMO.

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        • heyberto

          Yeah, he doesn’t have OBC’s personality, for sure. I hadn’t paid enough attention to him to know which he was.

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        • Russ

          I said in an earlier post that Harbaugh is Spurrier without the winning personality.

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          • Macallanlover

            And that is well put. I don’t even know how fans of ohio and Meechigan can like them. The decent fans of both have to apologize for the HCs they have in any CFB discussion.

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      • down island way

        Urb will attempt to out douche the booger eater by claiming to be attempting a field goal after scoring a touchdown……

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  4. With him and Corch, it’s really hard to know who’s 1 and who’s 1a.

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  5. Spike

    He gives dicks a bad name..

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  6. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    The only good thing about Harbaugh at this point is that he may be able to neutralize squirrel head.

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  7. Cool down folks. Harbaugh is just being sure his family and friends gets cheap steaks from Ruth Chris.

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  8. Senator, I’m sorry but I have protest your use of the “D” word vs Trump’s “P” word, LOL.

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  9. PTC DAWG

    Might be? You’re smarter than that Mr. Senator. 🙂

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  10. Just Chuck (The Other One)

    “You might be a dick”

    Might be”?

    Like there’s a question?

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  11. HVL Dawg

    Geeze. Rutgers didn’t get a first down until the score was 71-0.

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    • heyberto

      Kind of sounds like he was hoping to generate buzz by beating GT’s highest scoring game ever on it’s anniversary.

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  12. Uglydawg

    Yes he is. But there is a small but significant redeeming quality that The Old Ball Coach has (he’s very entertaining) that JH and Corch are missing. So I can’t lump SOS in with those two.
    Meanwhile, most of us can go ahead and put Michigan on our hate list.

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  13. illini84

    You do realize that this is where one of the great assholes in college football history coach for year? Bo called UM the “Harvard of the Midwest”.

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  14. illini84

    For years.

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  15. Harbaugh-Meyer … officially the meteor game of the century.

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  16. Argondawg

    Impressive level of Douchery. I hope someone beats the snot out of them.

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  17. Turd Ferguson

    As someone who was born in MI, had family play for Bo, and hates the Buckeyes almost as much as I hate Florida, I’m willing to turn a blind eye to Harbaugh’s insane dickishness … as long as it becomes a regular feature of the UM-OSU rivalry.

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  18. 3rdandGrantham

    To be fair, the Rutgers coach (Ash) has beef with Harbaugh and has accused him of poaching HS talent from NJ. Really weird and basically dumb stuff, especially considering that NJ HS talent should be applauded for wanting to get the heck out of NJ.

    Midway thru the third quarter Rutgers had something like -7 total yards…unreal.

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    • 3rdandGrantham

      By the way SB, Harbaugh didn’t call for a two point conversion up 27-0…he called for a trick play, in which the holder/backup qb faked the hold on the PAT then ran the ball in after rceiveing the snap. So yea…it was actually worse than the box score indicated.

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  19. Dawgy1

    Harbaugh is a Dick, but he doesn’t care if you think he’s a Dick!

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  20. He’s got an ego the size of Rhode Island. … Wait, that’s giving Rhode island too much credit.

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  21. Russ

    I didn’t even have to click the link to know it was about Harbaugh. He makes Corch look like a fun guy.

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  22. He’s a dick indeed, but a tiny one, LOL.

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  23. Bulldog Joe

    I’d have done it as note of ‘thanks’ to Delany for bringing such a dullard program into the conference.

    At least Maryland can play some hoops.

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    • Macallanlover

      True, Rutgers should be in the Patriot League. Didn’t know they even had a football team until earlier this century.

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  24. Turd Ferguson

    For the record, the “Harbaugh’s a dick because he took totally unnecessary measures to run up the score” hypothesis is complicated somewhat by the facts that (a) Michigan spent basically the entire second half running mostly the second- and third-team, and (b) for the entire second half, they threw the ball only 3 times, and ran the ball 30 times.

    So he may be a dick, but he willfully passed up an easy opportunity to be a much bigger dick.

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  25. DawgByte

    Harbaugh is certifiable. CNN is reporting he’s the secret love child of Hillary and Huma Abedin.

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    • Dawgy1

      I could believe that he’s the love child of those two Lesbians. But, I’m always skeptical of anything CNN reports.

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      • Maybe Trump came on to Ms. Harbaugh like a bitch and grabbed her by the pussy? Who knows? What we do know is that Jim’s mom is a republican.

        “Jacqueline Harbaugh, the mother of the two teams’ head coaches John and Jim Harbaugh, gave $400 to Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.) in 2010 and $200 to McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign.”

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