Ryne Rankin finds the Grant Field turf mighty tasty.
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My name is Ryne, I eat nerd grass and shit yellow jackets!
You probably noticed, typical post-game photo at Grant Field, mostly people in red left in the stands. Don’t you love it?
You know what they say, if there’s grass on the infield, play ball!
Great story. Good luck to him and his bride in the future. Sounds like he has his act together. A DGD..
I will give Tech credit for one thing they did right. They’re one of the few schools intelligent enough to pull up the carpet and plant grass. I wish more would do the same.
Absolutely not! There’s nothing Natural about that.
I meant that yes, but Georgia would never have any thing other than real grass
When you wake up the morning after the Auburn game and feel like you need to shave your tongue…
Seriously though, great article.
Strong notes of sadness, inadequacy and fear with the hint of tears of many vintages on the finish.
It’s OK to eat it raw, but if you roll it and smoke it, you’ll be kicked outta here. Dem’s de rules for football players.
“Les Miles said to take small bites, but look where that got him!”
“We’re always looking for the aggregate of marginal gains.” — Kirby Smart, The Athletic, 7/16/19
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