Arkansas’ Jeremy Sprinkle is suspended for trying to shoplift from Belk at the Belk Bowl where the bowl gift is a gift card to Belk.
— SportsChannel8 (@SportsChannel8) December 29, 2016
There are no words.
If they gave out Darwin Awards for crime, this would win.
There are no words.
Filed under Crime and Punishment
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Mudcat’s 2nd cousin
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Mudcat was smarter. Evidently.
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awesome on so many levels….
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Give me a mile and I’m taking an inch
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Over/under on the value of the attempted heist relative to the value of the gift card? I’m taking the under.
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Jameis Winston laughs at this while sucking on some fresh crab legs.
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As my wife used to say regarding some of her clients. The jails are not full of super sharp people.
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“You can’t fix stupid” – Ron White
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This is so ridiculous that I want to check snopes to see if it is true.
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The only thing more amazing than the monumental stupidity on display is how often similar events occur. And they seem to happen everywhere. Whether it’s recruits or guys already on scholarship, whole bunches of them seem to have no conscience when it comes to theft. It makes me wonder how often they actually get away with it.
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Mark Richt has lost control of Arka[yanked violently off stage]
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… to scattered applause. 😉
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