Kirby Smart tells the story of visiting the New England Patriots’ place of work. I’m not sure this part comes out the way it was meant to:
“So throughout the day – I realized that when I went to the bathroom, they posted over the urinals, in the restrooms, and over the doors before they close: DO YOUR JOB,” Smart said. “So I’m kinda getting the message here.”
I don’t think I want to know.
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Another version of that story has Kirby walking through the building and finding one sign posted everywhere. It reads: “Tom Brady.”
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I like the idea of a urinal coach shouting at guys, “Get that stream going! How are you going to function in a game if you can’t piss under a little pressure?!”
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It is a pisser if they don’t attack the day.
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Hey, we old guys are under pressure all the time. Some times are more productive then others. And you learn to never pass up a chance!
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You speak the truth. Man, it really sneaks up on you.
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Wonderful thing, Flomax.
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ROTFLOL!!
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Thanks for the humor, Senator. Conjures up all sorts of wonderful images. Still laughing.
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I don’t think I’d would have said all that, Coach.
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Bill Belichick is so competitive, he’s determined to even be #1 at #2.
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Hmmmm…you do know what a urinal is for?
https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=pFeFt%2fd%2b&id=8DB60A79DB1C1BE45EACE630090730917DC166ED&q=gator+fan+urinal+cartoon&simid=608013945599232828&selectedIndex=44
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You’re getting better with that phone everyday.
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With the Cowboys out of the playoffs, there is an experienced bathroom etiquette coach with some time on his hands.
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I think my proctologist uses GATA brand rubber gloves. Weird, since they are mostly Georgia Tech men?
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“WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR????”
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Dammit, Normaltown beat me to it
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Do your Student Athlete doesnt seem to convey the same message
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No detail is too, uh, small for Bill Belichick.
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i guess there’s something about a ‘process’ in there.
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Speaking of signs, there’s one over the urinals at the Florida Welcome Station on I-75 that says “Hands Free Operation”. My thought is, not completely.
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