Boy, you ain’t kidding about that, Mister anonymous prominent Power Five athletic director.
Thank Gawd they’ve got geniuses like Larry Scott and Bob Bowlsby to cover for them.
“Jake’s not a go-out kid, him and Charlie sit and watch Netflix or watch film,” his father said of tight end Charlie Woerner, Jake’s roommate. “In his mind, he’s there to play football and study. He’s not worried about girls, he’s not worried about downtown life. He’s there to play football.” — AB-H, 9/4/17