Today, in headers

Somebody thinks he’s pretty clever.


Filed under Big Ten Football, Media Punditry/Foibles

12 responses to “Today, in headers

  1. Borodawg

    Hold on a sec………………..I’m sure the NCAA will investigate as this could be considered an extra benefit.
    Per Ohio State Compliance website…….”NCAA rules prohibit student-athletes from receiving “extra benefits.” An extra benefit is any special arrangement provided to a prospective or current student-athlete or his or her family/friends that is not generally available to all Ohio State students. Providing a prospective or current student-athlete with an extra benefit may affect their eligibility and result in an NCAA violation.”


    • Russ

      McGarity is preparing a statement on this as we type. Surely someone on our team needs punishment.


      • Bulldog Joe

        Some underling is verbally requesting some free toilet paper also be provided to the Butts-Mehre.


        • The Dawg abides

          I’ve always wondered who the clueless idiot was that thought “butt smear” sounded good for an athletic facility. Or maybe it’s just that they were clever enough to get it past a clueless AA board.


    • Just Chuck (The Other One)

      It’s not an extra benefit for a player. All of the Butts at Ohio State are eligible for this and there are a lot of them up there.


      • Cousin Eddie

        If that is the case they Meyers being the biggest Butt would get a Charmin factory, wait meyer is an a$$ not a Butt


  2. John Denver is full of shit...

    Nike says, don’t give Underarmour any ideas.



    I used to think Butts County was funny….when I was 9.


  4. AusDawg85

    Funny, but the “Charmin” rolls were composed of $100 bills, not lightweight tissue paper. Test market I guess.