Three Gamecocks walk into a bar…

You know it’s probably not gonna be a story that ends well with a line like “The 24-year-old victim is described by a family member as an Marine veteran who served in Afghanistan” in it.

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23 responses to “Three Gamecocks walk into a bar…

  1. watcher16

    No Huntley Johnson for Muschamp anymore…

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  2. Jt (the other one)

    wow. nope not going to end well.

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  3. 81Dog

    DId Jalen Dread, during any part of the confrontation, point angrily at the Marine and growl. “I AM THE LAW!!!!!!!”

    It would be way cooler if he did.

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  4. At least they have a coach who can teach them the value of maintaining one’s cool under difficult circumstances.

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  5. PTC DAWG

    No arrests..nothing to see here.

    You think UGA football players walk away from an incident like that in Athens?

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    • The other Doug

      Bar says they have video of the altercation. How much you want to bet that video accidentally get erased?

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      • PTC DAWG

        Straight from the comments:
        “Classic tater propoganda. Author a clemson alum. Zzzzzzzz. Just a bar fight; college 101”

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    • Uglydawg

      No. First the police would arrest them. Second, they would call the AJC.

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  6. Uglydawg

    3 am…not much good can come of being out that late. I think I heard Muschamp’s head explode early this morning..all the way over here in West Ga.

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  7. Hobnail_Boot

    What are the Trojans doing in Columbia, SC?

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  8. JCDAWG83

    This is serious. These players will probably be looking at some lost practice time in early August. The chickens don’t play when it comes to discipline.

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  9. Mayor

    Nothing good happens at 3 AM.

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    • 3rdandGrantham

      Well, almost nothing good happens at 3 am. That time of night/morning also can be a good experience as well.

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      • Mayor

        Let me rephrase: Lots of good things happen at 3 am but not in a bar. You need to be out of the bar and somewhere else by then. 🙂

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  10. Spike

    Stephen Garcia would like a word…

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  11. Macallanlover

    Won’t need the justice system’s help, just let a couple of the boys from Paris Island know the address where these tough guys hang out regularly. Couldn’t happen to a nicer group.

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  12. 86BONE

    BTW…screw Muschamp! SC sux and anyone who associates themselves with the program, including Spurrier, can suck on a rutabaga!
    Comment due to KS saying he would love to coach Will…..bunch of BS

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  13. BigD

    Jimmy Williamson says that a felony.

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  14. Bigshot

    Now we all know that the only one there was the Dread guy who left the team last year. Wink,wink.

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