May 6, 2017 · 10:01 AM

Name that caption is out of control today.

I don’t even know where to go with this.

https://twitter.com/CoachLaneFAU/status/860716811515514880

I’m not sure that’s McElwain, for starters.  Considering the source, though, I’m not sure how much difference that makes, either.

35 Comments

Filed under Name That Caption

35 responses to “Name that caption is out of control today.”

  1. Derek
    May 6, 2017 at 10:11 AM

    A friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote this last verse:

    I was drunk the day I pulled that shark out of the water

    And I went and took off all my clothes

    And before I could get sober that son of a bitch

    Posted the picture on the internet

    So I’ll hang around as long as they will let me

    And I’ll never ever get drunk again…ohhhh nooooo!!!

    Like

  2. Spike
    May 6, 2017 at 10:21 AM

    I think I just committed a felony by looking at that picture.

    Liked by 1 person

  3. "The" ChilliDawg
    May 6, 2017 at 10:22 AM

    Does this shark make me look fat… or am I just the gators head corch?

    Like

  4. AusDawg85
    May 6, 2017 at 10:26 AM

    Sadly, that has been clearly photo-shopped. That wasn’t a shark he was humping, but UGA the last few years.

    Liked by 1 person

  5. Russ
    May 6, 2017 at 10:29 AM

    So Jim Bob has jumped the shark.

    Like

  6. Down island way
    May 6, 2017 at 10:30 AM

    Wait till the head shark see’s this…….shark week will never be the same

    Like

  7. Argondawg
    May 6, 2017 at 10:41 AM

    That may have a place in the trolling hall of fame. Jr. may be an epic dick head but he is becoming a Jedi master at trolling.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Billy Mumphrey
    May 6, 2017 at 11:02 AM

    That’s not Lane kiffins Twitter. No blue check mark.

    Like

  9. Dylan Dreyer's Booty
    May 6, 2017 at 11:23 AM

    Not that it is but it looks more like I imagine Bert looks, and he might be trying to make some hybrid recruit fir the razorbacks.

    Like

  10. Cousin Eddie
    May 6, 2017 at 11:57 AM

    If that is a real photo of McElwain I might have to become a fan of his. That is hilarious.

    Could you imagine Saban or Smart doing that as big of stuffed shirts they are?

    Like

  11. 202dawg
    May 6, 2017 at 12:05 PM

    Negative recruiting, FTW! Kids can’t unsee that. Whether it was tweeted by Kiffykins or not, this is brilliant and disgusting.

    Like

  12. dawgman3000
    May 6, 2017 at 1:16 PM

    Gosh darnit, it ate my jorts!

    Liked by 1 person

  13. ASEF
    May 6, 2017 at 2:45 PM

    “So a whale and a shark walk into a bar,,,”

    Liked by 1 person

  15. Dawgy1
    May 6, 2017 at 4:36 PM

    That shark looks to be underage?

    Like

  16. W Cobb Dawg
    May 6, 2017 at 5:02 PM

    I’m sorry Wilson! Wilsonnn! Wilson, I’m sorry…

    Shall we shag now or shag later? Yeah baby, yeah.

    Loretta I love you. Not like they told you love is. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. I can see that now. Now come upstairs and get in my bed.

    Like

  17. Bulldog Joe
    May 6, 2017 at 8:03 PM

    “Could that someone be Mac the Knife?”

    Like

  18. Alamosa
    May 6, 2017 at 10:18 PM

    This made my day, as it is hilarious. Lots of alcohol involved in that one.

    Like

  19. S
    May 7, 2017 at 1:40 AM

    Damn, y’all. Shark skin is like sandpaper. Someone is chafed in ALL the wrong places.

    Like

  20. Hogbody Spradlin
    May 7, 2017 at 10:17 AM

    Blutarsky, please hang some new posts so that one will get pushed down and I won’t have to see it every time I check in.

    Help a brother out. 😊

    Like

  21. W Cobb Dawg
    May 7, 2017 at 11:18 AM

    The long awaited sequel to ‘Deliverance’ is finally here! In this trailer, our starring actor repeats that famous opening line “You have a pretty mouth”.

    Like

  22. W Cobb Dawg
    May 7, 2017 at 11:24 AM

    Huntley Johnson is gonna be a busy man if PETA gets this picture.

    Like

  23. Mudcat's Impala
    May 7, 2017 at 5:00 PM

    Word is that is actually the owner of Jimmy John’s restaurant franchise Jimmy Liautaud. Supposed to be a big time Hunter/angler. Looks a lot like coach Mac. .

    Dude made news and caused a boycott of his chain by killing black rhino’s, elephants etc. No confirmation but Google his picture and it could be him…

    Like

  24. Loandonkey
    May 7, 2017 at 8:41 PM

    It’s bad enough you posted it. What’s worse is you lefties up all weekend with no updates to push it down the page. Can’t we find something else to talk about?

    Like

  25. Scurvydawg1989
    May 7, 2017 at 11:09 PM

    “Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow ya whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back the tourists, that’ll put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.”

    Like