I don’t even know where to go with this.
https://twitter.com/CoachLaneFAU/status/860716811515514880
I’m not sure that’s McElwain, for starters. Considering the source, though, I’m not sure how much difference that makes, either.
“We remember the Sugar Bowl, I think it my junior year of high school, we let Alabama beat us twice,” Brinson said of a team that also lost to the Crimson Tide in the SEC Championship game. “We’re not letting Alabama beat us twice. In the Sugar Bowl in 2018, they… thought they should have been in the playoffs and lost to Texas.” -- AB-H, 12/27/23
A friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote this last verse:
I was drunk the day I pulled that shark out of the water
And I went and took off all my clothes
And before I could get sober that son of a bitch
Posted the picture on the internet
So I’ll hang around as long as they will let me
And I’ll never ever get drunk again…ohhhh nooooo!!!
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LOL!
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Wasn’t it Goodman who wrote the perfect country and western song? Mama, dogs, prison, rain, and booze. Oh Coe added to it.
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This is some of the best song writing I’ve seen in a long time. Well played sir.
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I think I just committed a felony by looking at that picture.
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Does this shark make me look fat… or am I just the gators head corch?
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Sadly, that has been clearly photo-shopped. That wasn’t a shark he was humping, but UGA the last few years.
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Damn. That one hurt.
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So Jim Bob has jumped the shark.
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more like humped the shark.
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Wait till the head shark see’s this…….shark week will never be the same
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That may have a place in the trolling hall of fame. Jr. may be an epic dick head but he is becoming a Jedi master at trolling.
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That’s not Lane kiffins Twitter. No blue check mark.
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It looks like Junior has two Twitter lines, one with the check and one without.
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Plausible deniability?
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He ripped the pic off an earlier tweet from someone else just thinking it looked like McElwain
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Not that it is but it looks more like I imagine Bert looks, and he might be trying to make some hybrid recruit fir the razorbacks.
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If that is a real photo of McElwain I might have to become a fan of his. That is hilarious.
Could you imagine Saban or Smart doing that as big of stuffed shirts they are?
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Little Nicky could have used a goldfish to keep the same proportion.
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Negative recruiting, FTW! Kids can’t unsee that. Whether it was tweeted by Kiffykins or not, this is brilliant and disgusting.
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Gosh darnit, it ate my jorts!
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“So a whale and a shark walk into a bar,,,”
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That shark looks to be underage?
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I’m sorry Wilson! Wilsonnn! Wilson, I’m sorry…
Shall we shag now or shag later? Yeah baby, yeah.
Loretta I love you. Not like they told you love is. The snowflakes are perfect. The stars are perfect. Not us. I can see that now. Now come upstairs and get in my bed.
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“Could that someone be Mac the Knife?”
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This made my day, as it is hilarious. Lots of alcohol involved in that one.
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Damn, y’all. Shark skin is like sandpaper. Someone is chafed in ALL the wrong places.
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Blutarsky, please hang some new posts so that one will get pushed down and I won’t have to see it every time I check in.
Help a brother out. 😊
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Same!
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The long awaited sequel to ‘Deliverance’ is finally here! In this trailer, our starring actor repeats that famous opening line “You have a pretty mouth”.
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Huntley Johnson is gonna be a busy man if PETA gets this picture.
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Word is that is actually the owner of Jimmy John’s restaurant franchise Jimmy Liautaud. Supposed to be a big time Hunter/angler. Looks a lot like coach Mac. .
Dude made news and caused a boycott of his chain by killing black rhino’s, elephants etc. No confirmation but Google his picture and it could be him…
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It’s bad enough you posted it. What’s worse is you lefties up all weekend with no updates to push it down the page. Can’t we find something else to talk about?
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“Y’all know me. Know how I earn a livin’. I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish! Not like going down to the pond and chasing bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow ya whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, down you go. And we gotta do it quick, that’ll bring back the tourists, that’ll put all your businesses on a payin’ basis. But it’s not gonna be pleasant! I value my neck a lot more than three thousand bucks, chief. I’ll find him for three, but I’ll catch him, and kill him, for ten. But you’ve gotta make up your minds. If you want to stay alive, then ante up. If you want to play it cheap, be on welfare the whole winter. I don’t want no volunteers, I don’t want no mates, there’s too many captains on this island. Ten thousand dollars for me by myself. For that you get the head, the tail, the whole damn thing.”
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