Man, the effort that’s gone into stuffing Texas’ attempt to participate in a satellite camp in the state of Louisiana is something to behold.
You think Kirby’s a little jealous?
“Jake’s not a go-out kid, him and Charlie sit and watch Netflix or watch film,” his father said of tight end Charlie Woerner, Jake’s roommate. “In his mind, he’s there to play football and study. He’s not worried about girls, he’s not worried about downtown life. He’s there to play football.” — AB-H, 9/4/17