July 10, 2017 · 7:27 AM

2017 SEC media guide covers

Only one of this year’s fourteen media guides sports the head coach on the cover.  Without looking, can you guess which school it is?

Also, Missouri deserves bonus points for its weirdly honest cover caption.

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23 responses to “2017 SEC media guide covers”

  1. Derek
    July 10, 2017 at 7:54 AM

    I’m guessing Butch.

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  2. Macallanlover
    July 10, 2017 at 8:06 AM

    Glad I didn’t guess before I cheated, wouldn’t have picked that. But, he may need the boost the most, lot of unhappy campers in that fan base with his act. Better deliver soon, the pressure is definitely going to grow big time if they don’t achieve this season.

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  3. Vidaliaway
    July 10, 2017 at 8:09 AM

    I got the right state but wrong coach. I guess after this season he wanted to make sure everyone knew what he looked like.

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  4. Hillbilly Dawg
    July 10, 2017 at 8:40 AM

    He looks like he’s got gas and is trying to squeeze one out privately.

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  5. paul
    July 10, 2017 at 8:42 AM

    I’m struck by how pedestrian the majority of the cover designs are. Missouri, in particular, looks like it was designed by a high school kid. Probably a ninth grader at that. Apparently, none of those tens of millions of dollars pouring into SEC schools are being spent hiring graphic designers. Maybe three of these designs are compelling in any way. Just as many, if not more, are just awful. Most are boring and unoriginal.

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    • Bulldog Joe
      July 10, 2017 at 10:23 AM

      On the surface, it is surprising for a strong journalism school, but given the reasons for their declining enrollment, they probably selected that one cover design that didn’t offend anybody.

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  6. Voice by Ben
    July 10, 2017 at 9:07 AM

    Do they even own a copy of Photoshop in MiZzzou?

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    • Go Dawgs!
      July 10, 2017 at 9:12 AM

      They rented out the media office to a Boy Scout troop’s summer camp. That was the best they could do before they had to clear out.

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  7. steve
    July 10, 2017 at 9:54 AM

    Why should this surprise anyone considering the first characteristic listed of a cult is: ‘The group displays excessively zealous and unquestioning commitment to its leader’.
    There should be three divisions in the SEC. East, West and Fantasy….where Auburn reigns supreme in the minds of the ‘most sophisticated fan base’ in CFB.
    Bumper sticker time: ‘Too much pain for Auburn is still not enough’

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  8. 3rdandGrantham
    July 10, 2017 at 10:04 AM

    UK’s and Mizzou’s are awful. Fitting that Vandy had an academic bent to theirs with the whole ‘intelligent’ thing. Frankly, ours was lame with the whole attack the day deal.

    None of them were all that impressive, and most there really seems to be little imagination put into them.

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  9. Cousin Eddie
    July 10, 2017 at 10:17 AM

    I am guessing Freeze, they love him so much at the Grove, going to be bad when they have to choose between firing him and the death penalty.

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  10. D.N. Nation
    July 10, 2017 at 10:57 AM

    2017 Missouri Football: “Eh, screw it.”

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  11. aladawg
    July 10, 2017 at 1:09 PM

    I figured McGoofy would be on our cover with the Caption “National Reserve Fund Champions”

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  12. Uglydawg
    July 10, 2017 at 6:35 PM

    I guessed Saban..
    Thought most of them were pretty ordinary..Georgia’s was the most agressive.. Tennessee’s is the worst..I suppose the vertical juxtaposition of “Vols” is supposed to indicate a program growing upward..and ironically abbreviated.

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  13. Hobnail_Boot
    July 10, 2017 at 11:22 PM

    My guess was Orgeron. Whoops.

    LSU, UK, and Vandy look awful. UT, UF, and Ole Miss look sharp.

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