It’s always sunny in Miami.

In a more innocent time, this is a picture that would have launched a thousand Evil Richt ships.

By the way, Hale covering a Richt presser is like déjà vu all over again, man.

Then, this would have set off rumbles in certain circles about not being serious, focused and game-faced.

Can you plateau eating a sandwich?  Asking for an athletic director…

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UPDATE:  Just like you draw it up.

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42 responses to “It’s always sunny in Miami.

  1. Just like in Athens, he’s only worries about one half of the equation. I welcome drawings of Willie Martinez’s sandwich eating patterns for the other half.

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    • I wonder if he cuts the crust off.

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      • Willie takes a giant first bite from the middle of the sandwich (representing 2005), then puts it into the fridge and forgets about it. Some time later he takes another smaller bite (2nd half of 2007 season), then throws the sandwich in the garbage. Gets yelled at by his wife for wasting incredible ingredients. Divorce.

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      • Macallanlover

        I will say that both pimento cheese and pineapple sandwiches (both mandatory for a picnic) should have the crust cut off the white loaf bread!

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  2. Hale just posted the video and it’s great.

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  3. Got Cowdog

    I hope he wins the ACC and beats tech 52-3. A good coach and a good man.

    I am also very happy he is now Miami’s Coach

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    • Bigshot

      I hope he beats GT, but could care less if he wins another game.

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      • I hope the guy wins every game he coaches as long as Georgia isn’t on the other sideline. No matter what happens he’s a DGD in my book.

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        • paul

          Yeah, I agree with you on that. I never liked Miami until they hired Richt. Now they’re my second favorite college team.

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        • Macallanlover

          Everyone but the haters feel the same way. Mystifies me how anyone can harbor any bad feelings about this man, in fact, I am suspicious of those people as people. Time for them to grow up and move on. Splitting the fan base will never be over for them. They can think of themselves as “good Dawg fans” all they want, there is not one thing to be gained from dissing this guy and his time/feelings about UGA/Athens.

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          • MGW

            DON’T YOU KNOW EVERYONE SUCKS BIGGUNS UNTIL AFTER THEY WIN A TITLE, AND IF YOU AIN’T CALLIN FOR THEM TO BE FIRED RIGHT UP TILL THE END OF THAT CHAMPIONSHIP GAME THEN UR DUM AND DON’T KNOW JACK SQUAT ABOUT FOOTBALL?

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          • As Mark and the Water Girl head to the beach, this is probably what they’re thinking about those who still harbor ill feelings toward him

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  4. Saban has a grad assistant blend the sandwich and inject it into his ass. Doesn’t have time for eating shit.

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  5. Mayor

    That is EXACTLY how I eat a sandwich. Who knew?

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  6. OhioDawg

    Dang. I actually forgot just how much I liked this guy. I really hope he sees some great success at Miami.

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  7. Hogbody Spradlin

    You call that a goatee? That’s a two day beard to us hairy semitic types.

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  8. 12 Bites and 5 Yards Away

    There is a 6th bite. It is what you hold onto when you take bites 4 & 5 in succession, the last little bit held between the thumb and index. It may just consist of bread and crust, and in Richtian parlance would be considered the shank.

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  9. PTC DAWG

    Good stuff..

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  10. Beat everyone but the Hokies!!!!

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  11. No Axe To Grind

    As far as UGA is concerned, Richt is history. Who cares? How Richt’s record at Miami turns out should be of no concern to UGA.

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    • He’s still a part of Georgia history–just like Herschel, Green, Shock, Champ, Stafford, Gurley etc.. Unless you are still at UGA, you are a part of its history too. Its ok to root for the guys who are DGD, no matter where they are in their career.

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  12. HVL Dawg

    July 14, 2017. Mark Richt won the internet today.

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  13. Rampdawg

    I will always like and admire CMR. Did I think it was time for him to move on? Yes! Did he think it was time to move on? Probably. Go CKS!!

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  14. Chopdawg

    No wonder he never won a natty at UGA, if he eats his sandwiches like that.

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    • But, what if he wins one at UM after eating his sandwiches like that?

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      • Chopdawg

        That’s just not possible! Everybody knows you have to cut your sandwiches straight down the middle, not corner to corner.

        I won’t even get into how he’s using the wrong kind of bread.

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  15. I want a kick-off classic between the “U” and UGA. It would create a hugely schizophrenic cheering section. I could guarantee a fight in the Georgia section between Georgia fans. As a fan of both anarchy and irony I would pay good money to see that.

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    • 79DawgatWork

      You’ll guarantee “a” fight? At Brent Musberger’s sports book, the over/under would start with a “1” and have at least 2 more digits behind it…

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    • Most Georgia fans are too busy living in the past and being apathetic and miserable to fight.

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  16. Bulldog Joe

    Drew up the first half and didn’t finish the drill.

    😉

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  17. jhorne2000

    He referenced “the process”

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