If that doesn’t sell you, see if this doesn’t set your mouth watering.
Jorts Munchen Lager
Randy exhaled a shallow sigh of temporary relief. His Gators just made first down with a minute and a half to go. All they need is a few more yards to go to be within kicking range. Three points to win the game. Dagnumit, they really need this win after their loss last week. Adjusting his favorite shorts that he had fashioned from his favorite pair of Wranglers, Randy remembered those ribs smoking on the grill need to be flipped. His lawnchair creaks as he gets up. Ambling over to his Weber, he grabs another pale lager from the cooler.
Randy sounds like fun.
Finally, there’s this.
Jorts and boots… yeah.
Sadly, it doesn’t appear that Jorts is distributed outside of the Northwest. Sure would make for a great addition to any Dawg’s Cocktail Party cooler.