Courtesy of reader Bourbon Dawgwalker, I’ve been alerted to what sounds like a stylishly refreshing malty beverage.
If that doesn’t sell you, see if this doesn’t set your mouth watering.
Jorts Munchen Lager
Randy exhaled a shallow sigh of temporary relief. His Gators just made first down with a minute and a half to go. All they need is a few more yards to go to be within kicking range. Three points to win the game. Dagnumit, they really need this win after their loss last week. Adjusting his favorite shorts that he had fashioned from his favorite pair of Wranglers, Randy remembered those ribs smoking on the grill need to be flipped. His lawnchair creaks as he gets up. Ambling over to his Weber, he grabs another pale lager from the cooler.
Randy sounds like fun.
Finally, there’s this.
Jorts and boots… yeah.
Sadly, it doesn’t appear that Jorts is distributed outside of the Northwest. Sure would make for a great addition to any Dawg’s Cocktail Party cooler.
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LOL!…someone finally did it. Would rather see this in jorts drinking one, would make for a better commercial imo:
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Yes Great Northern Brewery in Whitefish Montana. Was there a couple weeks ago. Definitely someone there with roots in the south. Bulldog Saloon is right down the street as well.
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I liked Tamarack Brewing down in Rollins much better. Bulldog Saloon is cool. I met some firefighters there and had a few drinks, They had worked the Okeefenokee fires a few years back.
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First chance I get, I am buy a case of both of them. Now if they could just make a beer called “wife beater t-shirt”
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Creature Comforts Athena Paradisa will be in the bars nextvweek and in stores the week after.
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Suggestion to GNBC,
If you’re gonna make a video add centered around jorts, use the fairer sex…we might pay a lot more attention…and bend an elbow to your artistic discretion.
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The only thing I’d change is that the classic, acid washed, hemmed jean shorts down to the knees would’ve made it even better.
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