BREAKING: Big demotion in Tuscaloosa

I don’t know if this is a drug-related suspension, or a sign of something more serious and permanent, but Nick Saban is sans Coke bottle today.

Of course, it may be due to this.  You know how Saban is about his staff speaking with the media.

I must say he looks naked without it.



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15 responses to “BREAKING: Big demotion in Tuscaloosa

  1. ugafidelis

    This is a big deal. I’ll be following this situation closely haha!


  2. "The" ChilliDawg

    Somebody check Lane Kiffin’s locker in FL!


  3. Scorpio Jones, III

    Oh its there, you just can’t see it because it is hiding from the Tide defensive line.


  4. Bulldog Joe

    Rumor is the bottle got tossed in the fan fight at Mercedes Benz Stadium.

    Too much Bama in him.


  5. I don’t know if this had anything to do with Saban’s state of mind:

    TUSCALOOSA, Ala. — There was some tragic news surrounding Alabama football as Crimson Tide coach Nick Saban announced Monday that co-offensive coordinator Mike Locksley’s son was killed.


  6. Hogbody Spradlin

    Did the Co-Cola Company miss a payment?


  7. Russ

    Okay, watching the meteor game. Tennessee is very bad.