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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
Get The Picture 
In this changing world it is comforting to know that some things are constant and never change–like Booch being FOS.
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He’s coaching under a pseudonym. His real name is Jack Handy.
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Or Stuart Smalley
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A mountain has many secrets, the greatest of which is, “I am not a real mountain.”
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The sound of one hand clapping may actually be the door hitting you in the ass on your way out.
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“If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that’s another weakness.”
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He could be available winter semester
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When you come to a fork in the road….take it
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It doesn’t matter where you go, cause that’s where you’re at.
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So are they only champions of life on a week to week basis?
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Butch’s proverbs would go directly to the trash can.
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Kentucky is the current holder of the CoL belt.
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The proverbs might go in a bucket with chicken bones
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Funny. I meant to reply to someone below re: Champions of Life. Not sure how that ended up under you, Otto!
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I’d love to see the syllabus.
– Life Championships
– Five Star Hearts
– Garbage Collection
– Hail Mary
– Week-to-Week Distraction Management
What did I miss?
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Zen and the Art of Butch Maintenance
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Hope you got through Irma “OK”.
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I did. Other than a few downed trees and a foot or so of water that did not reach the house, no problems for me
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I thought he was a Dapper Dan man. He is an enterprising man,
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He needs to put his order in now so he gets it before he’s r-u-n-n-o-f-t
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Would that be similar to “runtoff”?
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Forgot one – how to make a collegiate football field into a cow pasture.
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Good luck out there in the field. And please return the equipment in one piece.
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So- distractions??? Like one of your team managers running up and down the sidelines with a trash can???
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Shaken, not stirred.
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“Jones. Butch Jones. I’d like a drink. Two parts corn from a jar, one part Mountain Dew, shaken, not stirred. Don’t need no damn lemon twist, what think we are, some some uppity flatlander from LONDON. If you see a turtle on a fencepost, you can bet he didn’t get there by himself.”
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If he teaches philosophy with that stuff and enrolls lots of athletes. . . . . It would be a lot like sociology at Auburn.
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Everything happens so much nowadays.
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That is Champions of Freakin’ Life material right there.
For the sake of all that is good and proper can we beat this assclown and send him back to Central Michigan from whence he came.
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Rocket, two things are in play here, 1] central michigan will not reclaim booch 2] now you are giving ass clowns a bad look……if he continues to cash those big orange checker board checks, let’s keep him on for a few more games, cause he can really coach ’em up………..GO DAWGS!
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Getting tired of watching you people thrash a guy who is going after an unsought goal that no one else has attempted : Go one up on Yogi Berra.
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Distractions like receivers running past your safeties on a Hail Mary
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While the safeties are thinking “Shit, he can’t throw it that far”
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“Clutter and distractions is the devil”- Bobby Boucher
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Master Booch speaks to “Grasshoppers” everywhere. While on his treacherous journey through the Rocky Top village.
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I am sure the movie theme song will get over played by some college band.
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When Butch was young, and his heart was an open book, he used to say, ‘Live and let live.’ But if this ever-changing world in which we’re living, makes him give in and cry, say, ‘Live and let die.’
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I tell the truth.. ‘cept when I lie..
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Don’t ask me no questions…
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To be clear, I have an unhealthy dislike of the man because a) he coaches at UT and I hate UT (though I liked DD) b)we have somehow managed to give his teams the ridiculous beat downs they deserved
That said, I think we are all thinking about this the wrong way. These quotes are pure gold from an entertainment perspective. He really is a Hall of Fame A$$clown. We should cherish his tenure at UT. first and goal on the one yardline, and he doesn’t line his QB under center to give his best offensive player a running start would have been a crime, but to then throw the ball was even worse.
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Truly, he has a dizzying intellect.
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He is a great fit in Knoxville.
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Lamas don’t wear orange. They wear red, as in UGA red. But if he wants to hold pressers in the lotus position or travel to the high Himalayas to sing rocky top, its fine with me.
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Maybe Butch’s next gig is panhandling at the airport, spouting Eastern mysticisms for pocket change. He almost has the haircut for a Hare Krishna, doesn’t he?
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He’s smart enough to be 2-2 vs Georgia and going for 3 in a row. GD it.
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Scratch that: 2-3 vs Georgia. He got knocked around ‘tween the Hedges when he was a CMU, too.
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Just listened to the Podcast on Dawgnation about Smart’s comments on o-Line and MSU’s defense / 5* Simmons.
Said he was tired of talking about grading the oline. 3 factors. Hard to push bigger players and a 5*
But what he did say, is what I recall I said…”pad level”.
Perhaps Pittman can work some of that in on this oline from when at Arkansas in their better games, because they were like Boise State at one time…very good on pad level running and throwing.
Sports world think MSU is the team in the SEC now with Bama.
Come Sunday we will all know.
Boooch just needs a watch with 51 seconds…and his world would be good.
What goes around will come around coach.
Just live with it like we did.
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It kills me that we have lost twice to this clown.
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THIS. ^^^^^. Laugh all we want at his antics but when the rubber meets the road, Butch has had our number. Time for that to change.
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