Mr. Conventional Wisdom tackles Booch’s fate.

Every week I think I see the quintessential Tony Barnhart pearl on Twitter…

Can Tennessee's Butch Jones bounce back from 41-0? The decision is not as simple as you might think. https://t.co/91VFfRCmAF

— Tony Barnhart (@MrCFB) October 1, 2017

… and every week I’m right.

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The numbers game

My advice is to read this Seth Emerson piece under a doctor’s supervision, because there’s a real risk of becoming light-headed from its effect.

Okay, just a little taste…

2^nd

Georgia’s national rank in scoring defense, yielding just 9.2 points per game, behind only Alabama (8.6).

14.5

Georgia school record for average fewest points allowed in a 12-game or more season (2003).

Maybe you need to sit down for a minute before moving on…

After this week, one less thing to worry about

These teams can clinch bowl eligibility this week: Alabama, Clemson, Georgia, Penn State, San Diego State, Washington, Washington State.

— Kevin McGuire (@KevinOnCFB) October 1, 2017

Talk about a load off my mind…

Scott Cochran’s got time on his hands.

When your team’s beaten its last two opponents by 122 points — “There are 51 FBS teams that still haven’t scored that many in 2017.” — the strength coach looks for things to do on the sideline, ’cause he’s getting bored.

never tweet pic.twitter.com/ha8pNPrOKT

— Deadspin (@Deadspin) October 1, 2017

If this doesn’t send a shiver of pleasure up your spine…

Kirby Smart on Mel Tucker's D: "At halftime, I didn't need to go over and see them. They had it under control. There were no adjustments."

— David Paschall (@DavidSPaschall) October 1, 2017

… nothing will.

Domination, in one Tweet

Tennessee had exactly one gain of more than 10 yards against Georgia

Georgia took the ball at the end of ithttps://t.co/jN7rOGATuI

— SB Nation CFB (@SBNationCFB) October 1, 2017

This is why all these who should start at quarterback arguments are making me chuckle.  If the defense keeps playing like that, Georgia could win starting Brice Ramsey.

Some of you need to sit back and quit worrying about who lines up under center.

What you say when you’re not ready for prime time

Keep in mind as you read this that Coach O has a $12 million buyout.

Ed Orgeron on #LSU's first play.

"I was not aware we were going to do that." pic.twitter.com/P0ec5QdM6b

— Ross Dellenger (@RossDellenger) October 1, 2017

His assistants have big ones, too.

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UPDATE:  This is pretty brutal.

You know you’re making it when…

Bruce Feldman refers to it as “Mel Tucker’s defense”.

It’s a name that caption two-fer!

Rocky Bottom: pic.twitter.com/SjuB4B9BLG

— College Sports Only (@OfficialCSO) September 30, 2017

Although I have to admit CSO’s caption is gonna be hard to top.

Name that caption, urnge and pink edition

Booch wasn’t in his happy place yesterday.

Caption This: #Vols pic.twitter.com/huY8pxuloS

— Austin Stanley (@AustinStanley81) September 30, 2017