October 20, 2017 · 12:29 PM

Today, in it just means more

When you’ve got time on your hands at a Gamecock tailgate…

The double entendres ought to write themselves on this one.

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26 responses to “Today, in it just means more”

  1. AusDawg85
    October 20, 2017 at 12:41 PM

    Jim McElwain scores a landshark!

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  2. Thorn Dawg
    October 20, 2017 at 12:56 PM

    NSFW warning would have been nice…………..

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  3. Bright Idea
    October 20, 2017 at 1:04 PM

    Go Cocks!

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  5. Jack Klompus
    October 20, 2017 at 1:18 PM

    SPURS UP!!!!

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  6. Cojones
    October 20, 2017 at 1:20 PM

    If I’m not mistaken, outdoor screwing started in May (It’s May!, It’s May! ; Outdoor screwing starts today!), at least up nawth, but “Doin’ it in the dirt” has been a long-held (long-poked?) tradition across the country.

    Move along, there’s nothing unusual happening here.

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  7. Puffdawg
    October 20, 2017 at 1:24 PM

    Anchor Down?

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  8. PTC DAWG
    October 20, 2017 at 1:41 PM

    Pound the rock

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  9. 3rdandGrantham
    October 20, 2017 at 1:49 PM

    That ain’t cucumber dressing…

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  10. 81Dog
    October 20, 2017 at 1:52 PM

    That’s quite a short yardage offense. Way to plunge down the middle for the score, dude.

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  11. Bulldog Joe
    October 20, 2017 at 2:39 PM

    For their sake, I hope they were playing the Trojans.

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  12. a fellow Whiskeypalian
    October 20, 2017 at 2:54 PM

    “… Fall Saturdays in college towns in the south are basically a religious experience….”

    They’re obviously Episcopalian.

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  13. Mayor
    October 20, 2017 at 2:54 PM

    The ‘Cocks put the “tail” in “tailgate.”

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  14. Chuck
    October 20, 2017 at 3:31 PM

    Redbugs…….

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  15. Suite Jesus
    October 20, 2017 at 4:02 PM

    Shoulda gone inside Williams Brice stadium…smaller crowd in there

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  16. Suite Jesus
    October 20, 2017 at 4:06 PM

    Him : “Is that in your caboose” ?
    Her : ” No that’s around the corner but not far”

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  17. KornDawg
    October 20, 2017 at 4:50 PM

    Between this and the guy getting the handjob in the stands, the Cocks are definitely playing in Columbia.

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  18. Ole Dokes
    October 20, 2017 at 7:42 PM

    Spurs down, Cocks up…or vice versa?!?…

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  19. The Dawg abides
    October 20, 2017 at 8:55 PM

    Wait until they play Oregon State. Then the Cocks can really pound the Beavers.

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  20. Faltering Memory
    October 20, 2017 at 9:38 PM

    Am I laying in chicken salad or chicken litter?

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  21. Hillbilly Dawg
    October 20, 2017 at 11:49 PM

    Gamecock, Cockgames. Whatever.

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  22. steve
    October 21, 2017 at 11:55 AM

    Hugh Freeze released a statement: ‘Anyone know her location? She stole my credit card number and won’t return my calls’

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