Daily Archives: November 5, 2017

He broke it up! He broke it up!

Watch Jamyest Williams’ gesture immediately after Hardman makes his touchdown catch.

Nah, I don’t think so, my man.


Filed under 'Cock Envy, Georgia Football

It will be in the mind of Urban Meyer for a few hours, and it’s going to be a small deal …

Sounds like Corch took yesterday’s ass kicking in stride.


Filed under Urban Meyer Points and Stares

Still can’t pass.

After his brutally efficient 16/22 day against South Carolina, Jake Fromm now finds himself third nationally in passer rating.  His passer rating on third down is an otherworldly 201.41.

I sure hope an Auburn defensive back has something to say this week about Fromm’s shortcomings.


Filed under Georgia Football, Stats Geek!


Only five SEC teams have positive point differentials in conference play.  That’s actually right in line with last season.

The sad thing is that only eight SEC teams have positive point differentials overall.  I guess the coaches are right about needing those cupcake games.


Filed under SEC Football

PAWWWLLL, those officials is biased against Georgia!

Damn, no wonder South Carolina made a game of it yesterday.  Playing 12-on-11 with Mr. Chubb.

Too bad that wasn’t Penn Wagers.  I’d like to think if he had been, Nick wouldn’t have helped him up.


Filed under Georgia Football

Sometimes I enjoy watching a good dumpster fire.

Checking my Twitter feed in the early afternoon before kickoff gave me a hint yesterday was going to be a super day.

The truly glorious part about that is he might be right, but in the bigger scheme of things, it hardly matters at the moment.  Florida football is that bad.

Shit, ESPN, there you go talking about pre-1990 again.

So, how bad was Florida yesterday?  You want the short version?

Or the long one?

You knew it was broken. We all did. But not until the bottom fell out and the Gators face-planted so unceremoniously at Missouri on Saturday did anyone realize just how bad it was.


That Florida lost to an improving-but-still-pedestrian Missouri team is not that big of a surprise; the Gators are a team playing for an interim coach, one week after their coach was fired, and doing so without close to 20 scholarship players lost to suspensions, injuries, etc. But the 45-16 shellacking by the Tigers was way more than that. It was an embarrassment. It was cringe-worthy.

It was a total combination of all that has been so wrong with the Gators this season: horrific play-calling, lack of efficiency in the passing game, a lean, young defense that struggles mightily against the run. And the last two weeks a new culprit – a team that seemed to be going through the motions.

Screw that don’t kick the other guy when he’s down stuff.  If you’re a Georgia fan, these are the moments to savor.  I know I’m smiling.


UPDATE:  Never let it be said I don’t appreciate gallows humor, even from Gators.


Filed under Gators, Gators...

Alex, I’ll take “we certainly hope not” for $200.

Remember, your answer must be in the form of a question.


Filed under Georgia Tech Football

Once again, the Earth properly spins in its greased groove.

Kirby Smart and the team may not want to make a big deal about returning to the SECCG for the first time in half a decade, but that doesn’t mean we have to follow suit here at GTP.

Well done, fellas.  Now comes the hard part.


Filed under Georgia Football